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🍃CAMPING EDITION🍃

Max -

Lowkey, he and P.j are both pretty decent at camping, Max being slightly better.

Goofy taught him everything he knows, and for once, he's more than happy to show off what his father has shown him.

He somehow manages to make the most ✨PERFECT✨ s'mores EVRY. SINGLE. TIME.

He's also the only one that almost NEVER burns a hotdog on the fire. Goofy taught him well.

Oh, there's a lizard on that rock over there? He's already caught it.

Neither him OR his father are any good at putting up tents, though...😅

P.j -

Actually somewhat decent at the whole camping thing!

He's the one carrying a book around telling everyone what plants are safe to eat, a d which aren't. Bobby never listens, though.

He isn't a horrible fisher either! His dad was huge on it, and he actually picked up a trick or two from Pete and Goofy both!

He always looses something though. Be it his shoe or an entire box of granola bars, he's lost something.

He's not the best swimmer, so Max and Bobby have to keep and eye on him when they all hit the river/lake.

Constantly thinks he's being followed by bears.

Bobby -

UNPREPARED.

He never brings what he's supposed to, extra clothes included.

He only really remembers food, to be honest... But, if he's willing to share, he makes up for his incompetence with his fine snack choices.

Scary story MASTER.

He once made P.j and Max BOTH break out into fits of fear-induced hiccups.

He's a danger magnet, and yes, he HAS eaten a poisonous mushroom before ... He ended up sleeping outsode the tent that night.

Bradley -

If you value your sanity and/or his, do NOT take him camping.

The poor boy is (in my mind,at least)allergic to bees, so he spends half the time either spraying every insect he sees, or freaking out over them.

He also has an uncanny ability to injure himself while in the wild...

He REALLY likes water though! So if you have to occupy him, that's how you do it. Take the boy swimming while the bugspray fumes blow away.

He's also actually pretty decent with the grill, second best only to Tank. Even HE won't agrue about Tank being better.

Yes, he does birdwatch while he's there, fight me.

He also brings all the expensive camping stuff, just saying.

Tank -

As I said before, Tank is the 🍔GRILL MASTER!!🍔

He actually really like hiking, too! All the pretty trees, flowers and sounds calm him...😌

Self-appointed medic, and no one is complaining about that.

I can also picture him being the one fixing everyone's tents when they screw up.

He HAS thrown the others into the river, AND he has canonballed off of a waterfall with Bobby.

Mosquitoes love this poor boy, please help him.

And simply because I can...

Powerline -

Bless his heart, he TRIES.

He's just inexperienced, is all!!😢

Despite not knowing what he's doing, he genuinely likes being outside! It gives him a break from being a rockstar for a while.

That being said, he had a sing-off with a bird... And won. The bird flew away in shame.

He does NOT mess with snakes though, and if he sees one, he will RUN. He doesn't know if that's the SAFEST reaction... But it's all he's got.

Yes, he brings his hair products with him. Just because he's sleeping outside doesn't mean he can't look fly, right? Right.

(( gif not mine - fucking quick stripping there wth ))

(A/n): wow I aspire to be felix

Requests:  hey! Can you do a one shot where the reader is a youtuber and she is on the cringemas livestream? I don't really care the scenario, I just love how you write the reader and friends, I swear. (also, I need more pewds in my life) thanks! ps: I know you have a ton of requests so take your time! <3

I was wondering if you could write something with pewdiepie, maybe the reader is a YouTuber and they are together in a collab or something, just being friends because I would love to be his friend tbh. I love your blog 💞💞

Warnings: don’t cringe

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“Do it.”

“You don’t want this.”

“Just do it, Mark.”

“But,”

“Do it!”

The American laughed and nodded an aggressively quick ‘okay’ before absolutely covering Felix’s face is whipped cream. The white, frothy substance bonded with the rough stubble among the Swede’s jaw to make a perfect beard.

Mark titled his head, serving his work a satisfied look.

“God, you are one glorious bastard.” Mark commented, briefly wiping his hands off on his jeans.

“Santa came early!” Felix hollered while standing upright- arms raised and head high. He gave each camera, and (Y/n) a cheeky wink.

“Oh god, put it back- put it back.” (Y/n) whined, looking away and putting her palms up to block the view.

Over all, the girl was just happy it was her friend that ended up with the beard and not her. But still. Gross.

Felix and (Y/n) laughed heartily for a good moment, triggering the rest to do so as well.

*The squad is over at Bradley's house*

Max: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Bradley: ... N-No...

Bradley, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Max, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

P.J: I see a-

Bradley, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Max: Oh, well I-

Bradley: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Bradley, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Bobby: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Goofy: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Bradley: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Bradley: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Bradley, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Bradley: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Tank, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Bradley:

Max: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Bradley: