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TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

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toastpotent-deactivated20250619

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

beggars-opera

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

ti-bae-rius

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

ti-bae-rius

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

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seriousjones

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

weirdasshoroscopes

The signs as Spiderman quotes

Aries: With great power comes great responsibility

Taurus: bring it on, big boy

Gemini: New York pizza is just ok. It’s fine.

Leo: Eat my ass, Doc Ock

Virgo: Disney got their dirty little mouse hands on me and the first thing they did was make me a billionaire’s pet project because they couldn’t stand the idea of an actually poor kid being a superhero, so now I solve my problems by calling private jets to come pick me up.

Libra: ok, boomer

Scorpio: Every iteration of this franchise makes Aunt May a little younger and gives her a few more love interests. Spiderman reboot #246 will straight up be a high school harem anime staring Aunt May.

Sagittarius: If you can’t handle me at my worst, that’s fine. I can’t handle it either.

Capricorn: Eat my ass, JJ Jameson. I don’t care that your son was an astronaut or whatever.

Aquarius: No MJ, the web shooters aren’t part of my powers, I made them. For like, the aesthetic.

Pisces: Brake up the banks

Cancer: Uncle Ben said one cool thing to me ever. Everything else he ever said was actually kinda racist.

bearie

chucktaylorupset

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A DIME

THATS WHY I MAKE MEADE

OUTTA THE COMPANY SLIME

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A DIME

THATS WHY I STEAL HONEY

TWO ATTA TIME

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A CENT

THATS WHY I TAKE HONEY PACKETS,

BOTTLE, AND FERMENT

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I DONT MAKE JACK

EXCEPT FOR THE MEAD

#MEDIEVAL LIFE HACKS

weirdmageddon

glad to know people will still be experiencing this video for the first time this daylight savings

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derinthescarletpescatarian

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

goblinwithblankets

Drinking spiders??!

derinthescarletpescatarian

You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.

And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.

thecybird-deactivated20250228

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

derinthescarletpescatarian

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

kitstacean

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

derinthescarletpescatarian

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#WE HAVE SPIDERS IN AOTEAROA and they serve CUNT#im gonna steal ice cream from work this weekend and make spiders with it. i will steal the fizzy from work also#i fucking hate my boss

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blatantescapism

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,

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slakedbyiron

thinking abt spectral/spirit relationships tonight has reminded me how the main argument for spender being bisexual comes from the fact that he got into a stockholm syndrome pseudo-marriage with a girlspider with guns for legs that was murdered by isabel

isabelguerra

found them

incorrectpnatquotes

It’s my birthday :3 - Mod Ani

zackmorrisonart

The Eightfold plush was an INCREDIBLE success, thanks to everybody buying one and helping to spread the word! I am EXTREMELY grateful that this stray thought agreement of a project ballooned into such a runaway hit. You guys have always shown up for Paranatural in a big way when I can spare the time to reach out. I really, really appreciate it! This project is a huge boon at a tricky time for me. THANK you!

Eightfolds start shipping in March! Know that I will be counting the days right along with you, and providing all the updates and reminders that I can! Thank you all again for your support!

kindlespark

messing around with an older max design that's way cooler than he deserves. scrapdragon tattoos (like his mom) + years of being possessed by a sphinx means furry paws. and a tail bc it makes this panel rly funny

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zackmorrisonart

SEVEN DAYS......

Just SEVEN DAYS left to get an Eightfold plush! Act NOW while you STILL CAN and aren't being ACTIVELY STRANGLED by a WATERLOGGED CHILD

The goal is 1,000 Eightfolds sold! I'll get a wish probably, like with paper cranes. And isn't 1,000 a much luckier number than whatever boring digit the campaign is at right now? The odds say most likely.

zackmorrisonart

HEY! The EIGHTFOLD PLUSH is NOW AVAILABLE!!✨ You can support Paranatural by picking one up and/or helping to spread the word! >O<)/✨

If you pledged during the petition, you were charged/your order went through when the campaign launched! If you haven't bought one yet, this is a LIMITED RUN! The campaign lasts for the rest of the month, jump on it while you can! Then it will go into production and ship in March! I will be counting the days until I can see my funny spider infesting all of your homes and workplaces...

pearly-sims

Ever since Paranatural’s switch to a more novel style, I’ve noticed a lot of people find it hard to read or even dislike the change. While I enjoy this new style, I understand that it can be hard to find the energy or patience to read all that text.

So, would people be interested in or find it beneficial if I were to make a channel where I read the pages of Paranatural like an audio book?

Paranatural audiobook channel?

Yes that would be helpful/enjoyable to me

No I have no interest in this/I’m bald

Voting ended onJul 24, 2024

I’d start back at the change in chapter 7 so it would take a while to catch up (there’s a lot more pages than I realized lol). I’d also like to ask Zack for permission to do this first since it’s their work, so if this were to happen it would take a while.

paranaturalzack

Makeship reached out to me about making a Paranatural plush, and I couldn't resist the possibility of making an actual-size Eightfold. If you would like to help me make this real, please consider pledging to the project HERE!✨

If enough people pledge, the Eightfold plush will get made! I would love to see this little goofball in my hands and yours. I would very much appreciate if you would back the project and/or help spread the word! Thank you!

incorrectpnatquotes

Professor Bigfoot: I'm going to start a false true crime podcast, where I explain crimes that never actually happened. DJ Mothman: I'm going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast. [They kiss.]

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