I am relapsing. From what, you may ask? Dwarf Fortress! The only game on the market where you can fight acrobats that were summoned by a god to bring a clown into this mortal realm for reasons ranging from "war" to "the ineffable subtleties of volcanoes." The only game on the market where you have to specify if you followed a dwarf for 10 years in game or irl. The only game on the market where you can make a goblin having a mental breakdown a core part of your industry. The only game where fish have opinions on the law. The only game where you can cause a necromancer epidemic and export said necromancer epidemic. The only game where giant squirrels made of vomit (or other bodily substances (even that one)) that can cause caveins can die to a thrown coin. The only game where you can delve to greedily, and to deep. The only game where you can concur the circus. The only game where you can play Dwarf Fortress.
