Professional Silly

They are selling nickles down by the wish fountain, 20 for the price of wet hand

brief interlude of wistful self-reflection over I would be kicking puppies down the fucking street day one and you know it.

If I had the goal of staying anonymous I wouldn't be using a personal spin on a rather common phrase but I guess it just goes to show how much that phrase really really pissed him off that he wrote it down that way in his manifesto

I genuinely couldn't remember if it was uma or una for like a good 5 minutes while typing up this post until I relented and did a websearch

TRIED TO COME UP WITH AN ON-THE-SPOT ANALOGY FOR BEING ASEXUAL AND THE FIRST THING MY BRAIN SHAT OUT WAS "IT'S LIKE A WAFFLE MAKER"

Looking forwards to celebrating the 6th birthday of the post I made to describe a stance I was assured I'd grow out of by 13

Reminder that if they tie that means they kiss and both move forward

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE