#ottenheimer

(Photo by Benjamin Krain.) I just woke up from an afternoon nap, and was having the strangest dream. It was the beginning of Summer, and I was working on a second master’s degree at UALR — and working at the UALR Ottenheimer Library again, where I worked in real life from 1988 to 1992, as an undergraduate. It was my first day back in the job, and I was getting there at about 12:45, with my shift…

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Dr. JOSH BARRY OTTENHEIMER DPM - PODIATRY

Is she demented or smiling at her own jesterly awesomeness? Let's see what kind of jokes such a smiling and winning visage is promoting!

"How is your younger brother, the surgeon, doing?" "First rate. He recently operated on his tenth patient and the man lived twenty hours."

Jokes Perfect for Every Octoberfest!

Boy do we have a joke for you straight from the vaudeville circuit of 1914 -- a joke so great that it will magically put a pretzel on your watch-fob.  Don't believe us? Well, just look at the cover illustration to New Dutch Jokes, or what we like to alternatively call Leave My Sausage Alone, and see that miracles really do happen!  Ready for the joke?  Here it is:

A German boy at school, out West, when called on to recite his lesson in history was asked, "What is ther German diet composed of?" The boy replied, "Sour-kraut, schnapps, and lager beer." The boy was instantly promoted.

It's funny because it's true!