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On the proper care and feeding of a human corporation

Good Omens | Rated Explicit | ~55K words | 9/9 chapters now complete!

✨Amazing art by InKibus/Augenblickgotter✨

Thanks SO MUCH to the best beta readers: @dbacklot99 @doonarose and @brenna -- you all made this so much better 💖 Special thanks also to Tossukka for beta-reading my Finland section and providing so much helpful info and advice on names, language, mythology/Otso/peijaiset, and cloudberries :D

CW/tags:

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Monsterfucking of many flavors, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Metaphysical Sex, Vaginal Sex, Alcohol, Sexual Fantasy, Sexual Tension, Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens), Crowley Has a Vulva (Good Omens), Angelic mass destruction of a non-sexy kind, Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens), Consent Issues, Angst with a Happy Ending, Historical/Through-the-Ages, see more at AO3!

Summary:

Aziraphale's having a problem with his corporation. Oh, not every day. Only every five centuries or so. Good thing there's a demon hanging around on Earth who might be interested in helping out. A through-the-ages fic.

Read at AO3!

I love how a majority of humanity, despite some not even having access to each other, agreed that Ursa Minor and Ursa Major are bears!

“You claim yourself a protector, Ms. Usva — but is that really what you are?“

otso x alter commission done by my best friend, kalapu1kko !!

Mess with the Finns, get mauled by Otso.

Not to mention that at this period in time, Ubisoft seems to have mastered weaving the modern-day plot into the memory you're playing. It's smooth, it feels like it drives the story forward, and you still get to enjoy the past timeline.