Sirius - I'm not even straight

Remus - same

Sirius - *makes kiss face to Remus*

James - ayo!!

*Sirius and Remus kiss*

James - *wide eyed*

James - caught you guys in 4k.

James - ultra HD.

Sirius - you didn't catch shit, bitch

James - I saw yall kiss

Regulus - *just now walking into the room* well they are kinda dating you know *raising eyebrow*

a/n - this is my very first time doing something annual like this! I'm hoping to continue this through to next year - maybe even add kinktober to the list:D there will be multiple fandoms in this lineup, however, most of them will be BSD - keep in mind that characters are subject to change please read the content warnings, and as always, MDNI!!

fallen-angel daiquiri - $12.01 ft. chuuya nakahara ˗ˏˋpossessiveness, refusion of attention, choking and dirty talkˎˊ˗

blood-mark cosmopolitan - $12.07 ft. shxtou ˗ˏˋphone sex, teasing, marking, oral (fem! receiving), and mutual masturbationˎˊ˗

heart-eating piña colada - $12.14 ft. atsushi nakajima ˗ˏˋjealousy sex, scratching, biting and breedingˎˊ˗

harry: how old are you? *regulus looks over at harry and starts putting his left hand up, all 5 fingers up* regulus: well, i don't know. should we count it together?

harry (all giddy with excitement): YESYEYSYEYS *harry starts counting regulus' fingers, and when they run out, they begin on the other hand*

regulus: so, i'm...

harry: 19 !!

James: my mom is kinda like a friend to me!

Sirius: that's so fucking sad, dude.

Remus: parents aren't supposed to be your friends. you're supposed to go through times where you just absolutely despise them.

Sirius: *nodding vigorously*

James: your parents don't count though, Sirius.

Sirius: what?!

*sirius and remus recently started dating* *sirius and james' messages*

sirius: JAMES HELO HELP @/prongs @/prongs

james: YES HMI AM HEHAF IM HERE

sirius: remus doesn't love me:(

james: WHAT HOW WHY WHAT

sirius: yeah

james: CONTEXT??

sirius: he questioned it i said i love you to him and he said "i love you too?" HE DOESN'T LOVE ME

james: woah WHAT NO WAY DID YOU ASK HIM

sirius: YEHA

james: ABT IT

sirius: yes we're talking rn

james: WHAT DID U ASK AND WHAT HE SAY

sirius: IF HE LOVED ME AND YKNOW WHAT HE SAID "yeah?" HE DOESNT LVOE ME (╥_╥)

james: WHAAATA WHAT THEBFUCK IM SO WORRIED RN

sirius: YOU SHOULD BE

james: LMAAAOO WAIT DID HE LILE LIKE IS HE CONSTANTLY USING QUESTION MARKS

sirius: no, but i asked him in a voice channel, and he REPLIED WITH A FUCKING QUESTIONMARK

james: WHAAAAAATTTT ASK HIM WHY THEQUESTION MARK

sirius: I DID

james: AND WHAT HE SAY

sirius: HE SAID YES AND NO

james: ASK WHY MAYBE IDK ASK IF HE WANTS TO TALK ABT IT ACTUALLY

sirius: he doesn't he said he questions making out with another guy:(

james: STOP SHAT WHAT

sirius: probably that bitch ass dude

james: WHAT STOP WHAT

sirius: i hate him

james: WHAT IS HAPPENING IS THIS A PRANK

sirius: no he told me that

james: he said hes thinking on whether or not he should make out with another guy?

sirius: thinking of

james: but he's telling you that? and you're ind a relationship?

sirius: yes

james: what WHAT which guy and why would he tell you that

sirius: IDK

james: ur dating aren't u???

sirius: but probably that bitch i fucking hate yes we are

james: which bitch you fucking hate REGULUS???

sirius: guess

james: probably like bipolar you

sirius: 🤨 i was gay once

james: BARTY ??? EVAN????

sirius: NO GOD I HATE THEM BUT GID NO

james: WHO THEN

sirius: hehe 🤗 *insert photo from sirius and remus' messages of remus typing in all caps "I AM GAY!!!!!"*

james: ME??

sirius: he hates me:(

james: WHAT wait

sirius *to james' "ME??"*: NON I LOVE YOU

james: AWWW THANK YOU ILM (stands for i lige måde (you too in danish)) *to sirius' "he hates me:(* WOAH DID HE SAY THAT

sirius: 🫶 no but he's gay

james:🫶🫶

sirius: and i hate gay people

james *to sirius' "but he's gay"*: but aren't you a dude *to sirius' "and i hate gay people"* LMAAAOAOO WAIT THIS IS SO CONFUSING YOU'RE DATING AND HE TELLS YOU HE'S QUESTIONING WHETHER OR NOT TO MAKE OUT WITH A BITCH YOU HATE AND HE'S ALSO GAY AND YOU'RE HOMOPHOBIC!? BUT YOU'RE BOTH DUDES THIS IS WILD

what is up with people on ao3 and never kudosing/commenting on works ?? like seriosuly. sometimes, i get a comment here and there telling me they love my prose, and that the sotry wrecked them emotionally: and like, great, that was the point! but like. why not kudos it, then? like seriously. it brings down my algorithm, and doesn't reccomend it to as many people ??

*gryffindor dormitory, 3am. Sirius is pacing around in the dim light, shirtless (obviously), while James is lounging on his bed.

Sirius - *wildly* WOAH DID HE SAY THAT?!?!?

James - no

*Sirius let's out a long, dramatic breath of relief, flopping onto James' bed*

James - but he's gay.

Sirius - wait, what? Moony's-?

James - *cutting him off* and I HATE gay people.

*Sirius instantly starts cackling, flopping himself backwards onto James' pillow, kicking his feet against the mattress*

Sirius - *weezing* you're- oh my Merlin, you're the worst Prongs!

Remus - *groggily sitting up in his bed and squinting at them* what's going on?

*both Sirius and James freeze, realising too late that Remus isn't actually asleep*

Remus - *blinking, voice deeper than usual* wait... this is so confusing. you're talking about me, right?

James - oh we're talking about you, alright.

Remus - *frowing* okay, so... Sirius is pacing because I said something... and then you're saying I'm gay-

Sirius - *snickering* and I hate gay people

*Remus stares at them for a moment, utterly unimpressed*

Remus - right, but you're both idiots, so.

*Sirius, laughing harder now, sliding off James' bed, and dramatically pretending to cry, burying his face in his hands*

Remus - *sighing, running a hand through his hair* and what exactly is the point of this conversation?

Sirius - *sniffling dramatically* that I'm madly in love with you, Moony, and you're a heartless bastard!

Remus - *blinking, completely unimpressed* you're just figuring that out?

James - *howling with laughter* Moony, you're killing him!

*Remus flops back onto his bed, shaking his head with a faint smile as Sirius crawls over, draping himself across the foot of the bed like a kicked puppy*

Sirius - *pouting* you're supposed to comfort me, yknow?

due to some shitty ahh rule in the UK, I, IN DENMARK, can't use Twitter/X anymore.