#open audition

The Doomed Timelines is a Homestuck Podfic Podcast that ran from 2019 - 2020, and is preparing to relaunch! This time we'll be doing a podfic of the fanfiction 'It Takes Two (and Two More)' by @laurasauras. This project is open to anyone 18+ who wants to play any of these roles! Don't worry about having a specific "sound" for any character, or any experience you may or may not have. This is for fun! Summary: When Sollux and Karkat run into each other after not seeing each other for years, they decide to go on a double date to catch up. There's some chemistry.

Have a fic suggestion? Send it in an ask or to our Strawpage!

It's springtime once again, everyone! And this time, we've got even more roles to fill!

Right now we are hosting auditions for:

Jane Crocker

Jake English

Roxy Lalonde

Gamzee Makara

Eridan Ampora

Lyricists

Artists

AUDITION RULES

-You must be 18+ to submit an audition.

-Cast member auditions should be acapella, at least 1 minute long to showcase your range. Title your email/audition with the character you are auditioning for, and send your audition in a .MP3 or .WAV file format.

-Mixer auditions should showcase your ability to combine instrumental tracks with vocals. You must show proper timing as well as the ability to balance volumes between instrumental and vocal tracks. These can be full length songs or snippets over 1 minute. These can be sent in a .MP3, .MOV, or .WAV file format

-For artists, auditions should be two (2) of your art pieces. If the work passes the initial review process, we will then send for a callback in the form of a quick sketch/mock-up of track art. This can be in .png, .jpeg, .gif, etc. (Basically, any file format that can be opened through gmail is acceptable.)

-For lyricists, auditions should be two (2) parodies of songs you've made, along with the name of the original song for comparison. They do not need to be Homestuck related. If they pass the review process, we will ask you to rewrite the first verse & chorus of a song from a pre-determined list as a callback.

All auditions are to be sent to:

[email protected]

and titled with what you’re auditioning for.

Any questions regarding the process can be sent to that same email or to our ask box!

There is no deadline for the auditions, but if we ask for a callback, we would prefer if you respond between two weeks and a month after the request!

Casting calls are open right now to find voice actors for my Lackadaisy: Congregation Fandub🎙️

If you're a voice actor and happen to be a fan of Lackadaisy, give it a shot ✨

AUDITION HERE!!!

We have open auditions for The Attic Monologues! We're spotlighting the available roles on our socials- next up is Zelda! Please note we are especially seeking neurodivergent voice actors for this role.

Hello, everyone!

The season 2 finale of 101.7 OUROBOROS is right on the horizon- and I can’t even tell you how excited I am for season 3. I can tell you that it’s not going to be like anything you’ve seen from this show before… these first two seasons were only setting up for this one.

This audition will give you a chance to join the cast in the third season and be a part of the project! The Google form is linked here. Good luck!

Podcast Overview

We’re looking for people to voice characters in our new horror comedy podcast set in 1980s Oklahoma.

Accent is not required, but a little bit of knowledge on how midwesterners drawl is a plus. We won’t be supplying any recording equipment, but we will handle all the editing and sounds.

This podcast has themes of horror, sex and general mischief, with a heavy dose of creative cussing. Please consider this before auditioning.

This is a volunteer position ONLY. No compensation or pay is to be expected.

OPEN UNTIL SUNDAY, MARCH 7TH, 2021

Synopsis

In Humpfoot, OK, no secret is kept for long. That’s what happens when you live in a small rural town where the most exciting thing that can happen is an infrequent visit from Tommy Sharp’s haunted Model-T.

When things start going weird for a group of 30-something losers, it’s easy for the local yokels to blame it on the Ruskies or the Commies or the Gub’mint. But what exactly is going on? And why is the ex-star linebacker’s little sister acting so strange?

Main Characters

Elliot Holt - Owner and Proprietor of Snoody’s Bar & Bait. He’s a laid back, goofy, good-time-havin’ dude who won’t hesitate to shoot the shit straight with you.

Camille Garrison- Works at the bar with Elliot. She has some anger management issues, and some consider her to be a spiteful pixie.

Clay Mason - Ex-football star and all-around good ol’ boy. Currently, he works at the co-op, hawkin’ feed and seed to the farmers and ranchers in the area when he’s not helpin’ out at his family’s farm.

Jas Mason - Failed Ivy Leaguer. She tried her best, but her best didn’t cut it on the east coast. In order to have enough money to make it home, she had to participate in some shady drug research trials.

There are also a plethora of side characters!

Mayor T. Wayne Wilbur

Doc "Crusty" Crusting, veterinarian

Mary Mason, homemaker

Daryl Lightbody, aka Bobby the Fighting Beefstick

Tommy Sharp

Right Hon. Rev. Melvin Wentwright, Canadian Methodist Preacher

Earl Barban

Major Ronny Austin

Various Ladies of the F. E. A. R. Collective