Ned and Peter unintentionally flirting with each other in front of Tony, Pepper, May, and Happy. The adults think it's adorable and can't wait to plan the wedding. The idiots have no clue.
That would be so funny on so many levels.
• Like, all of the adults watch Peter and Ned interacting, and they keep finding heterosexual explanations for how close they are.
Peter: Ned, you’re my whole world, bro.
Tony: What’s better than this? Guys bein’ dudes.
Happy: Just two bros expressing their heterosexual adoration for one another.
Pepper: ... Okay, I mean. Maybe. But are you sure they’re not... Y’know...
May, without missing a beat: Oh, yeah. They’re gay.
• Like, whether they’re dating or not, they absolutely treat each other with so much tenderness that all the Avengers look at their interactions like
y’know......................
• But if they are dating, the adults try really hard to be supportive. They think it’s cute and truly do support them, obv, but they have that awkward disconnect that cishet parental figures have with their queer kids. Tony would try to talk to Peter about how much he supports him and how he’s so proud that he’s comfortable being himself in front of Tony. His attempts would kinda... flop, tho.
Tony: Ahah... you and Ned are a thing?
Tony: So, you’re... gay...?
Tony: Heh. So, like, you’re into kitchenware, heheh—
Peter: *stands up and leaves*
Tony: NO WAIT I THINK IT’S COOL— fuck he’s gone *gets up* PETER WAIT COME BACK I’M SORRY
• He’s really trying; he’s just a dumbass.
• If Ned and Peter date, May thinks it’s so, so cute ‘cuz they’ve been friends forever and (though she doesn’t know the term even exists) she’s definitely a fan of the slowburn, friends-to-lovers trope. She teases Peter about it all the time. Comes up with ship names, asks about every date, gives all her support and date ideas. Like, EVERY time Peter does anything polite or nice for Ned, she pesters him with, “Ooooo is it ‘cuz you liiiike him?”
Peter: MAY, NED AND I HAVE BEEN DATING FOR THREE YEARS—
• Anyway, they all love and support their spiderson unconditionally!! Some of them (Tony) struggle with expressing it sometimes, but there is absolutely nothing they wouldn’t do for him.
• On a totally unrelated note, Tony wants Ned to know that if he ever THINKS of hurting Peter in ANY way, Tony will break his kneecaps with a spoon.