#om crack

- The first time MC narrowly avoided death by pure luck he was almost impressed but quickly got over it

- Then it happened again, shortly after the initial incident, and he feels a bit worried but thinks not much of it

- Then it happens again, and again, and again and he starts to feel the stress build up and his hair turning grey

- He is stressed but also confused as to how this is happening

- How can a mere human escape death so narrowly every single day??

- Gets used to it but still baby proofs everything in the house

- Laughs the first time they escape a deadly fate

- but when it happens the second time it scares the shit out of him and he scolds MC

- Claims the only reason hes worried is because its his life on the line if something DOES happen

- Whenever he doesn't have MC directly next to him he panics

- Blood pressure is through the roof

- Y’know if he invited people to watch MC do such impressive stunts he could probably make bank 

- He thinks its funny the first few times

- Then he increasingly grows impressed and  shocked with every survival

- Thinks they’re just like the main character of that one anime who survives everything no matter what!

- Admires them and films all their accidents to put on his blog

- Makes them a super hero costume to wear so it looks even cooler than they already did when surviving the incidents

- Rooting for them to get hurt at first

- But as they grow closer his instincts start to get better and he can feel the hairs on the back of his neck stand up as soon as a bad thing starts

- MC isn’t allowed in his room because he doesn't want their bad luck to damage his books

- Buys them safety equipment and looks for spells to stop the events from occurring 

- WAHHHH NO WAY

- Cried the first time it happened cuz it was horrifying to watch them come so close to death

- Every time it happens he screams and runs to make sure MC is okay

- When he realizes they NEVER get hurt he decides the best direction to go when an emergency happens is in the exact opposite direction of the human

- Woah, he wasn’t expecting them to survive that

- MC was a very kind person to him so he was very worried about them and their safety

- becomes their body guard because even though they usually don’t get hurt on their own he feels better knowing that they are safe with him

- Just a very worried baby :(

- Finds it extremely amusing

- He worries occasionally but most of the time he is impressed and amused by their seemingly untouchable willpower

- surprised at the lack of effect it has on their composure and spirit

- But he is sure to keep an eye on them nevertheless because he doesn’t trust the universe

The light glows dim in the attic tonight

Not another soul to be seen.

My kingdom of isolation,

And I it’s recluse king.

The fury lingers, burns my soul- he dared force me to hide?

Can’t keep it in,

Won’t say that I tried.

They’ll let me out,

And never know

Such fool, to show me sympathy.

I’ll crush their skull,

Make them bleed,

Once I’m freed!

Let me out-

LET ME OUT

Won’t be trapped here for much more.

Let me out

Let me out

Break me out and then you’ll see.

Prince, kingdom, and all it’s royalty-

Even pride himself,