#sam speaks

amazing that every each fucking tag im subscribed to is showing pornbot posts. thanks tumblr nice efficient anti adult content filter you got there guess it was busy targetting trans girls

being mutuals is like we’ve never talked but i saw your vent post and do you want me to kill that person for you. still won’t talk to you tho bc that is scary sorry. love you

forever abnormal about young vetinari in night watch. He's 18(?). He failed his stealthy movement module because the teacher never saw him in his classes. he taught himself to stand still. He hid four copies of "some observation on the art of invisibility" in "anecdotes of the great accountants, vol. 3" and manipulated Downey into burning the fifth. He won't shut up about keel to his aunt. "I think i saw a genius at work" "he stares into shadows. Interesting." He killed Lord Winder in the middle of a crowded room. When he saw keel "die" he killed four men with a lilac held in his mouth. He becomes the man who implements the reforms the glorious Revolution of the peoples republic of treacle mine road fought for. "Do it now or receive an aunts curse!"

Side note, I've finally read/watched project hail mary and I'm about to be a problem. Thinkin about a bloodymary au where they DO return to earth. Simon sees not just earth, but earth from a very long time ago, in his time. He sees the sun, and a blue sky. When getting out of the ship he sees more people then the entire human race, in his world. He sees not just trees, but grass, flowers, weeds, animals. Mods give this man a panic attack.