Here’s poor Herb and his supers.
I think the NSA agent would get more than one super, so Herb gets Hypershock, Downburst, and Stratogale.
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Here’s poor Herb and his supers.
I think the NSA agent would get more than one super, so Herb gets Hypershock, Downburst, and Stratogale.

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My NSA agent must be so confused, because one day, I binge true crime shows while researching how long it takes for a body to decay in various elements, and the next, I spend hours scrolling through pictures of kitty cats while singing One Direction on repeat, and sometimes, I look up useless facts, like why hospital layouts are designed the way they are, or a synonym for pretentious--just to shake things up.
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So I want:
A cute little romcom story about someone’s NSA agent falling in love with them. Like everyone in the US is monitored by them. So this agent falls in love with one of the people they’re monitoring.
They lean over to the agent next to them one day to say “idk man I’ve dropped so many hints. I make sure the heart face 🥰 emoji gets typed every time. And I advertise flowers and vacation spots and sex toys to them. And I’ve helped them go viral on [insert persons favorite platform here] idk what else I can do” and the other agent is just mystified and concerned like “wtf my dude, sex toys?”
I may one day write a crappy version of this but man if anyone sees this idea and they want to write it PLEASE DO!!! All I ask is that I get the link to it so I to can read it
Me and my assigned NSA agent when a boy messages me back on tinder

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NSA is fed up with this world.
my nsa agent watching me reblog fbi memes
me @ the fbi/nsa agent watching me