#slander

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Chihiro got killed in one fight and then he came back stronger and more understanding of his blade, because that’s what legendary characters do!

Samura! LEGENDARY! Continuously fought Akemura, lost every time and still fought with his life on the line and saved everyone in the Kamunabi even after he died!

HIYUKI, didn’t appear for shit! Because when the Kamunabi got raided, she was only mentioned and did nothing! When Akemura was on the streets, she didn’t do anything! SHE DID NOTHING!

STOP CALLING THAT WOMAN LEGENDARY because she won with Hakuri, The Greatest Support Character ever, and Chihiro, a Top 3 Character Ever. 

Cause when the barrier went down, she couldn’t be bothered to appear. 

When Akemura destroyed the HQ, she didn’t even save one person!

When they went against Hishaku, she blew a massive number advantage!

SHE CHOKED!

LEGENDARY!

Shiba Togo, Natsuki Misaka, Uruha Yoji, Ikuto Hagiwara, Kiri Shirakai. 

EVEN FUCKING IZARU!

Iori Samura as a Rookie! 

MORE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IN ONE ARC, BEST BACKSTORY IN THE SERIES! THE BEST WRITTEN CHARACTER IN THE MANGA!

 Azami Soshiro, Legendary!

KASHIMA, A MAN THAT APPEARED IN ONE CHAPTER, IS MORE LEGENDARY THAN HIYUKI! THAT’S WHO WE ARE TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW!

STOP TALKING ABOUT HIYUKI LIKE SHE IS LIKE THAT GUY, SHE IS NOT THAT GUY! SHE IS ONLY COOL TO YOU BECAUSE YOU FIND HER ATTRACTIVE AND COULDN’T BE BOTHERED TO SHOW ANY FEATS THAT MAKE HER ABOVE C TIER! 

(The Wolf, who would like to address several slanderous allegations) Now I have been called “Big” and I have been called “Bad,” often in the same breath and with very little evidence provided for either claim. I’d like to start off by sayin’ that size is a matter of perspective, and badness is often a matter of who gets to tell the story afterward. On Reputation (Which Preceded Me) By the…

Nothing on the face of the Earth will be enough to describe the pure hatred I have for Triton. He’s my favorite character, but if he ever died I would be celebrating and using him as a piñata for his burial. I used to be a huge, BLIND fan. But he’s such a FUCKING DICK. I was HOPING he’d get character development, I was really hoping for him to go the same path as Earth and recognize his flaws…but NO. He’s an insidious, treacherous fool who is only glazed for outside appeal. What he’s done is ABOMINABLE. AND ONLY FOR HIS OWN GAIN. LEAVING KIDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A REVOLUTION YOU’VE OUTRIGHT OPPOSED? SHAMING A PLANET WITH MEMORY LOST, WHEN YOUR ASS CAN’T REMEMBER ANYTHING. But ohohohogwunooo.. it’s okay!! 🥹 he’s Callisto’s little alpha diddler boy! FUCKING Callisto. I won’t get started on her. Their ship is the most dry, 4 day expired bread left on the side of the road in 1805 between an orphanage and barbershop I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE. “UAGHJGGH H😢😢😢😢😢MYYYY WIFEEEE! NOOO OUR PLANETS ARE SPLIT APART” I hope you get an unsanitary surgery to wipe your stupid FUCKING face off. The only thing Triton is good for right now is an infection au where he’s the first to mutate and someone’s rule 34 tab.

AND TRILLISTO. INSIDIOUS.

The chemistry between them is unremarkable and they just started liking each other beccauuuse?? Can’t have a SINGLE woman character in this show that isn’t being pulled in some straight relationship because everyone IS A FUCKIGN BOY. GANYMEDE AND EUROPA IS THE ONLY ONE THAT ACTUSLLY MAKES SENSE. Callisto over here being made into some poor sub who can't fight for herself 😢😢it happened with Titan and Titania FOR EXAMPLE. OVER NAMES. and it's happening with THIS. I’d rather become a lab rat forced to learn Fourier transform than watch them become canon. it seems that every female who has some kind of chemistry w a guy in the show loses all their personality and becomes a FUCKING TOKEN.

Triton is a HORRIBLE character and the only thing that can save him right now is an Earth level character arc. And people don’t TALK ABOUT IT. HE’S NOT COOL. IF HE DIDN’T HAVE THOSE STUPID ASS GLASSES THEN NO ONE WOULD GIVE A SHIT. He treats his SIBLINGS like shit, his PLANET, and guess how he acts? Like. SHIT. And for what just to be a cold alpha?? AND DON’T BRING TRAUMA INTO IT. WE DON’T EVEN REMOTELY KNOW WHAT IT IS AND ANY SIGNS OF IT ACTUALLY AFFECTING HIM. NO excuses. He’s just a LOSER. Memory problem doesn’t excuse you being a FUCKING asshole ✌️✌️he could've been great. I swear on my fourth grade teacher’s life if he doesn’t get an arc or at least RECOGNIZES. LITERALLY ANYTHING HE’S DONE. I’m throwing him in the Kuiper Belt and making sure he remembers this time.Stop carrying Callisto around in your pocket with shining armour and acting like a sad edgy old man with a rusty Harley Davidson and GROW UPPPPP. This glazing of this character is unreal and I will forever hate him with every little microplastic on this planet.

If we live carelessly, the lynx-eyed world will soon see it, and with its hundred tongues, it will spread the story, exaggerated and emblazoned by the zeal of slander.

They will shout triumphantly.

"Aha! So would we have it! See how these Christians act! They are hypocrites to a man."

Thus will much damage be done to the cause of Christ, and much insult offered to his name. The cross of Christ is in itself an offense to the world; let us take heed that we add no offense of our own.