#not really oops

I guess I should've expected this when I made a femgaze male character with sex appeal and an ego, then gave him a Tumblr account.

And thanks to my lovely bestie for the gifts that arrived yesterday! @jodiosmenu 💜💜💜 sorry we have a superior mail service (not sorry)

SEND “OOPS” FOR YOUR MUSE TO CATCH MINE IN JUST A TOWEL.@crimsonchessmaster

Riza let out a gasp as she heard and saw Mustang standing in her room, clutching her towel closer around her. Her fingers flinched towards a weapon that wasn’t there unconsciously. But within a second, the shock left her face and she scowled at him. “Colonel. What are you doing in here?” she demanded.

She really didn’t expect him to be in here. The team had been sent out on an investigative mission, and it had been problematic from the beginning. The car was crowded, but two cars hadn’t been available. They had somehow accidentally left behind an important part of the paperwork and had needed to turn around thirty minutes into their journey, essentially wasting an hour and half. Partway through the skies had opened up and rain had poured down on them, essentially turning the road they had needed to take into a bed of mud. The car had gotten loose in the mud and nearly crashed. Then it had gotten stuck and they had all needed to get out to push it. Nighttime had fallen by then and so they were doing it all in the dark. By the time they had finished they were all muddy and cross.

They had finally come across a hotel and taken rooms there for the night, giving up for the moment and hoping to start out better in the morning. Of course, though, there hadn’t quite been enough rooms, and so Riza had taken the smallest one, and the boys had bunked up in the other two. Leaving them to their squabbles about who was sleeping where (someone was going to have to sleep on the floor, it seemed) Riza had done to her room fairly quickly to change, do what she could for her poor uniform, and then to shower. She wanted nothing more then to scrub all of the mud off of her.

The water had felt wonderful, and the soap had had a lovely scent to it. She had been quite happy when she had gotten out of the shower–only to be surprised by Roy’s presence in her room.