#nonbinario

We got your answer ;) no worries. Thanks for your response; let's get you started!

Me: Okay.

Colleague: Is it true?

Me: Yes.

Colleague: Do you have a penis or a vagina?

Me: Does your left testicle hang lower than your right?

Colleague: YOU CAN'T ASK THAT!

Me: Then you can't ask what's happening with my genitalia.

Colleague: *Never spoken to me again*

I'm not saying that this is the best option we have to tell people to fuck off, but it works.

Me: Ermm... No?

Girl: What?! Don't you find me attractive?!

Me: Not sexually.

Girl: What? Are you gay?!

Me: I'm Asexual, actually. I'm attracted to personality over tits, unless your personality is tits... then I'm definitely not a fan.

The girl hasn't spoken to me since... Thank heavens.

She was really arrogant just because I didn't like how she looked in that way... It's difficult being Ace...

Me: *goes on a date for the first time since moving back to Liverpool permanently* Hey, so this is pretty nice.

Guy: Yeah, I suppose

Me: Are you okay?

Guy: *smiles coyly* I'm fine, I'm just... really excited.

Me: *giggles* for what?

Guy: To get into your panties.

Me:

Guy: I saw you run a page on Facebook called "My Name is Rhys" I think?

Me: *Riley

Guy: Yeah, and you said you were trans. So, you're a girl.

Me:

Guy: I'm right though, aren't I?

Me: Do I look like a girl?

Guy: ... No?

Me: Then I'm not one, am I?

Guy: Yeah, but what do you have down there? *gestures to me under the table*

Me: My bag *pulls my backpack out as I stand up*, bye.

Guy: Wait, no. Please, it's okay - I sort of really find Trans people attractive... Shemales are usually my think but we can try.

Me:

Me: Don't date Chasers or Transphobes, bye...

Honestly, I'm sort of sick of all if this. These guys are ewie and girls don't want me 😂

I may take a break and see how that goes...