#teddyxbeacon

“My, you do ask a lot of questions, don’t you... Let’s see, in no particular order: 

Best Dressed Women: (+5)

Savannah Daniels, Pippa Percy, Cassie Cresswell, Luna Shaw, Delilah Reyes, Morgan Ambrose, and Nyx Brraganza. 

But really, all of them. Joslyn Blackwell? Ever and Issy? This was difficult. 

Best Dressed Men: (+3)

Less difficult. Wyatt LeBlanc, Tobias Pierce, Teddy Beacon, Ivan Blahnik, and Touma ‘Chou’ Dannika. Of course, Noah Blackwell, Emmett Bryson, and Nathaniel Greyson are also cutting fine figures in their outfits.

Top 5 Best Masks: (+11)

Noah Blackwell, Ian Tyler, Dora Lind, Mac Cameron, Tobias Pierce, Dylan Wright, Cat Santos Rose, Cal Renard, Chou Tannika, Lincoln Rossi, Chase Hastings, Adam Haley, Val Remington, Tom Scheffer. 

I hope you weren’t looking for accurate numbers, I simply chose not to choose. 

Most Likely to be Wasted: 

Jacob Thorne.

Most Likely to Strip: 

Rumor has it Holly Chevalier is looking for a reason to grace us all with a performance of her version of Lady Godiva. Someone get this woman a horse, immediately. 

Most Likely to Prank: 

Once upon a time I would have said Oliver Hastings. Adam Haley, even. Perhaps Scout Matthews, sans humanity. Now, however, I’m beginning to think the mantle solely belongs to Valentin Remington. 

Satisfied?

“Before he falls on a stake or before he throws himself at someone to save one of his friends? These children are pretty dangerous. Theodore’s a werewolf now, haven’t you heard? All because someone got their hands on a friend of his. Venturing out to face some baddies, grand theft auto, murder, what’s next for them? All they need is to start sleeping with each other, and then we’ve got ourselves a case of Riverdale on steroids. I’m exhausted simply thinking about it.”

“Stefan’s baby mama just showed up apparently, so I wonder if that could lead to some trouble in paradise for him and Issy. What’s the Supreme like when her boyfriend has to deal with his daughter and baby mama? What’s a girl to do when a guy’s got a whole established family setup? Teddy’s moving quite quickly with Amelia Jane, but there’s a whole host of others he could go for: Laura Wilde, Dylan Wright, Rosabelle Moretti, Marley Callahan, and Dani Riley... That last one has something cooking with Teodor, but don’t we all think she’d be better off with  Theodore instead?”

“I’m inclined to agree. Throw Adam Haley and Teddy Beacon in there and you’ve got yourself an idiot sandwich. My favorite kind of snack, actually.”

“They’re fun to watch, absolutely. They’re pretty together, no doubt. Are they going to drive each other crazy, though? I say yes. They’re one argument away from AJ throwing a drink in his face. Or her brother hitting him over the head with a baseball bat. Am I the only worried about Teddy and his face?”

“The boy has a type. I mean, with a face like that, he could probably get any girl he wanted. You jealous there’s too many people in line ahead of you?”

“Moving a little fast aren’t they? But I’m not complaining. Riverdale has gone off the rails this season, so I’d like to get to know Teddy and AJ as a couple as they get to know each other.”