#nippocalypse

"Today we mourn our greatest Loss And feel our biggest Mood We draw our swords for Tumblr, Forcibly removed. Could such a platform perish? More likely than you know- They had to do it to us When we said "don’t do it ho”. The doges that in the meadow play, The left sharks in the sea The goats upon the mountains crave An extra hour with thee. Dark web show me where to find Replacement real estate We had one fear and now it’s here The nipples were our fate. Now rip in peace dear tumblr As despacito plays And may no witches steal your bones The rest of all your days.”

...And fuck your female-presenting nipples, no-nsfw pictures, anti-LGBTQ bullshit. I’m a goddamned adult and I expect to be treated like one.