-Rose Lalonde as Cecil Palmer. The all-knowing Seer with a velvety voice who informs her hometown in her typical verbose fashion. And speaking of fashion... -Kanaya Maryam as Carlos the Scientist. She's a researcher and a surgeon (as well as a sewing hobbyist) who came to Night Vale in order to investigate several incidents involving multiple limbs growing out of people. -Nanna Egbert as Old Woman Josie. She baked cookies for the angels who of course don't really exist, and now they're helping her prank everyone. -Eridan Ampora as Steve Carlsberg. He's deeply annoyed by Kanaya's vision of science ("you ain't a real scientist, you're just a doctor!") and Rose's nonchalance about strange occurrences. -Terezi Pyrope as Hiram McDaniels. She's literally a five-headed dragon, who instead of burning down everything decided to run for mayor to impose JUSTICE. What's not awesome about that? -Roxy Lalonde as The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home. She is The Faceless Young Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home, Hacks Your Computers To Send Pictures Of Cats To Everyone And Steals Your Drinks. Nobody knows how she drinks without a mouth, or hacks your computers without eyes. She ran for mayor to piss Terezi off in a friendly manner. -Meenah Peixes as Marcus Vanston. She is the richest person in town, and spends most of her fortune in bling and golden statues of herself. She ran for mayor because it would be fuckin' awesome and because she wanted her Aranea dearest to "shut the shell up", but got turned into an angelfish. (Not really. Just an angel, but she's fond of puns which get through City Council's censorship. Heh. CensorSHIP.) Aranea Serket as Pamela Winschell. She just looooooooves calling press conferences to drone on about different topics of interest, even though the Woman On The Radio already does that. Diamonds Droog and Clubs Deuce as The Man Who Is Not Tall and The Man Who Is Not Short.