#nct thread

pink is his color. 

in every possible shade.

that’s a fact recognizable by anyone who can look at him.

he’s not called roseyong for no reason. 

because you can surround him with this color all day every day.

hell, i’ve never seen better eye makeup in my life.

‘pink doesn’t look good on me 😔’ — i call baloney, lies, and fake news all together!

who does a sultry pink lip like him.

shocked and appalled by this man’s lack of self-awareness.

...long story short.

pinkyong for the win let’s go

in the words of super m:

extra: cleaning fairy ✨ ♥︎

- they’re so powerful, even kai’s red hot smirk can get photobombed by them. 

- oh chicago, the jobrows... they’re literally sex symbols on their own. 

- talk about colleagues: there aren’t many mortals who can look this radiant and photogenic next to someone as beautiful as lee taeyong. 

- just as hard is not looking like a disheveled fool next to jaehyun who we know is literally divine. not in johnny’s household. johnny is a pretty jock.

- an even more impossible challenge: try to be hot stuff next to wayv’s biggest sex bomb. johnny can do it. butterface where? when johnny hits the peace sign, yukhei turns into xuxi. 

- touchable hair makes the lad. our man john has it: 24/7. forget the photoshoots even, just take any candid picture. also note — the perfect shape of the jaw and all the proportions. everything is delicious about him. each johnny stan needs to be personally congratulated.

- is he dreamy as well? you bet, my friends. johnny is the shy sports magazine cover that photographers will sell their soul for.

- in short. last time everyone checked, johnny has a great face. he’s the boyfriend teddy bear, he’s the blue jean dream, he’s the all-american holy-moly hypersonic heartthrob hot boy hunk. and god is that sexy of him. johnny on the agenda, suhpremacy 2020. 

a final riddle to provide some food for thought. given how sehun manages to effectively confuse mister seo with someone as ethereal as jeonghan — what does that say about johnny i ask? whoever is trying to be a bodyshaming court jester should try getting hired by sm and then we’re talking.

PS: do close your jaw now. johnny already has your wig anyway.