chicago can’t hear you over the sound of his gorgeousness — a thread for the viewing pleasure of people with great taste. in this report, i will thoroughly detail how johnny’s face has everything one can ask for.
- let’s start with the bedroom gaze, shall we: evidently, such feature is vastly represented here. nobody does eye contact like johnny seo leaning on a motorcycle at 2:30 AM.
- surprised surprise, that’s not even a tenth of his first impression. in the year 2020, what do we need in a man? black hair, soft cheeks, and a sultry charm. without a doubt does the mister in question deliver.
- lo and behold, it’s exactly the face that fits perfectly into the bigger picture. anything else would not work, period. look at this sizzling man. he can introduce you to some new things, cheers.
- also listed here for popular demand: johnny’s teddy eyes and kissable lips that sweep the masses. if you’re looking for a honey, better ring the guy called johnny. need i say more?
- yes i do because we’re only getting started. next up! brows are in stock for days and days at this address. whenever johnny walks past, he’s the arts major that the entire uni is crushing on.
- they’re so powerful, even kai’s red hot smirk can get photobombed by them.
- oh chicago, the jobrows... they’re literally sex symbols on their own.
- talk about colleagues: there aren’t many mortals who can look this radiant and photogenic next to someone as beautiful as lee taeyong.
- just as hard is not looking like a disheveled fool next to jaehyun who we know is literally divine. not in johnny’s household. johnny is a pretty jock.
- an even more impossible challenge: try to be hot stuff next to wayv’s biggest sex bomb. johnny can do it. butterface where? when johnny hits the peace sign, yukhei turns into xuxi.
- touchable hair makes the lad. our man john has it: 24/7. forget the photoshoots even, just take any candid picture. also note — the perfect shape of the jaw and all the proportions. everything is delicious about him. each johnny stan needs to be personally congratulated.
- is he dreamy as well? you bet, my friends. johnny is the shy sports magazine cover that photographers will sell their soul for.
- in short. last time everyone checked, johnny has a great face. he’s the boyfriend teddy bear, he’s the blue jean dream, he’s the all-american holy-moly hypersonic heartthrob hot boy hunk. and god is that sexy of him. johnny on the agenda, suhpremacy 2020.
a final riddle to provide some food for thought. given how sehun manages to effectively confuse mister seo with someone as ethereal as jeonghan — what does that say about johnny i ask? whoever is trying to be a bodyshaming court jester should try getting hired by sm and then we’re talking.
PS: do close your jaw now. johnny already has your wig anyway.
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Johnathan's stomach flips like a pancake as he awaits Odelia's arrival. She's going over to his mansion for the first time. His parents were well aware of this, looking out the window with him.
"You better have brought someone home worthy of our presence."
"Yes, Father..."
He'd given her instructions on how to look and act in his parents' presence, as much as he'd hate to ask her to change. Wilbur was just very picky about who the boy spent his time with. Every aspect of his life had to be absolutely PERFECT.
His instructions were simple, or as simple as he could possibly make them. Hiding the blue streak of hair somehow was a must. His parents would surely get the wrong idea if they saw such a thing. If they thought Odelia was a delinquent, they'd never let Johnny talk to her again. He doesn't know if he could take that. His second instruction was to dress well. If she doesn't have a formal outfit, her school uniform should be good enough. He'd also asked her to act polite, but she probably knew that already. Still, he had to include it just in case.
Johnathan's mother moves to open the door, even though she knows it'd earn a glare from her husband. It'd be impersonal to have a maid open the door for her. Penelope can empathize with the girl, remembering how it was to meet her husband's family. Wilbur's parents were as terrifying as he is. She doesn't know whether she it was a blessing or a curse that she'd managed to meet their standards.
"Welcome to the Abberquack Manor, Miss Foley. Please, come in."
Today was a very important day. Johnny has spent all morning preparing everything for when Odelia comes home from school. There's a cake sitting on the kitchen table, balloons all over the house, beautifully wrapped presents in the living room, and a tiny box up his sleeve.
Once he hears the door open, the boy waits for her arrival, getting down on one knee with the box in his hands. This is how guys present girls with rings when they're a couple, right?
Sitting on one of the couches in the school's library with his spell book in hand, Johnny waits for the student he was supposed to be tutoring to show up.
He'd reluctantly (read: voluntarily) offered to tutor Odelia Foley, who his teachers had considered to be "unteachable". Maude had tried to take up on the offer, but pretty much everyone agreed that'd be a bad idea. An unlucky witch paired up with someone obsessed with good luck was only going to be a recipe for disaster. The most skilled wizard in the class had to have some sort of chance at teaching this girl some spells.
Johnny's peers loved to tease poor Odelia. In all honesty though, Johnny couldn't help but pity her. He could never join the other students in making fun of her. He wasn't the sweetest guy in the world, but teasing Odelia crossed a line for him. She was too much of an easy target- picking on her would be like kicking a newborn puppy. Instead, he stayed out of the drama. He'd try to comfort her, but comfort wasn't his forte. Besides, his parents surely didn't want him to be associated with such a terrible magic user.
The other students were shocked when Johnny had decided to take this girl under his wing. Even he was surprised about it! They seem to be from two completely different worlds. Johnny was popular, almost every girl in the class had some sort of crush on him, and he was on his way to being one of the most powerful wizards in the world. Odelia...was nearly the exact opposite. However, being able to teach the "unteachable" student would make him look even better. It also couldn't hurt to keep this girl company. She could probably appreciate having someone spend time with her, especially someone with as much status as Johnathan Abberquack.
The wizard glances up from his spellbook once he hears the door open, then gets up to greet Odelia. He gives her a bow before standing up straight and locking his light blue eyes with her emerald ones.
"Hello, Miss Foley. Are you ready to learn some spells?"
It was just Johnny and Maude outside at the moment- at least, as far as they knew. They didn't see anyone else outside.
Both of them were standing as if they were in a western showdown. It was time for a duel.
"Come on. I'll let you start. Ladies first, Hexy."
Maude, filled with fury, casts her first spell. Sparks of lightning attempt to hit Johnny, but he dodges them all.
"How cute."
Immediately after, Johnny uses his magic to send invisible fists her way, which punch her about a dozen times. Each time was more painful than the last. For his finishing move, he picks her up with his magic and slams her hard on the ground. By the end of it all, the witch was barely even conscious. Tears roll down her face as she tries to stay awake.
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It's only been half an hour since Johnathan's life was torn to shreds in front of his very eyes. The time between that moment and now felt unquantifiable, like he'd been sitting in the rain for an eternity. It felt all too surreal- he was free, but at the expense of his identity. His home. His family. His education. All that was left was himself, his wand, and the tattered clothes he is currently wearing. Everything else was nothing but a memory, a glimpse into his past life.
The young wizard senses someone else approaching, though he's unable to move or react. It'd take too much energy to look up and he's too empty to even muster any emotion. He remembers that there was supposed to be another tutoring session at his house, but he dismisses the thought- as if Odelia knew he'd never step foot in that house again.
Johnny sits there, hoping the girl he longed for would magically appear by his side so he could just hold her and never let her go.
{♧} Johnathan might have not worked past all of his issues with dueling, but that doesn't mean that he isn't going to push down all of his emotions for the sake of his daughter. Delilah is relying on him to help her hone her dueling skills and he has even less of an excuse now that she knows about his past. How could he carry all of this dueling knowledge and not share that with his little girl?
He can't keep running from his past. He can't let his daughter down. He can't let himself break down in front of Delilah again.
For someone who had been raised to suppress emotions for most of his childhood, Johnathan sure has become soft.
As soon as he knocks on the door of Delilah's room, something unexpected stops him in his tracks- or, rather, someone.
Alroy had summoned Wilbur to interrogate him and, hopefully, get him to apologize to Johnathan for his awful parenting. Of course, this means a clueless Wilbur is wandering around the house and it's hard for Alroy to supervise him. Since the duckling is with his mother at the moment, the man is completely unsupervised and completely capable of walking into the wrong place at the wrong time...like right now.
Johnathan leans against the wall next to the door, frozen like a deer in headlights. Wilbur is equally stunned, leaving the two to have an anxiety-filled staring contest.
Goodness only knows what will happen when the silence is broken. {♧}
"You know what your problem is? You want to think of yourself as the good guy." Theo impulsively hisses, sapphire eyes burning as he stares down the one who had YET AGAIN upstaged him. In front of HIS FATHER, no less, the Dueling Professor having purposely pitted the boys against each other. But Theo knows better. Despite how much he (and a certain someone) might deny it... Johnathan Abberquack IS the bad guy. (I saw this and Theo randomly snatched my keyboard... I'm so sorry. XD )
Failure wasn’t an option for Johnathan. If he so much as had a narrow victory instead of winning by a long shot, Wilbur would get irritated. Dueling isn’t even anything Johnny’s that passionate about. It didn’t matter to him if he won or lost. However, he has to keep up the appearance that he’s going to be a great dueler like his father in order to maintain the status quo. It’s sad how apathy has become comforting…
Unfortunately, this means Johnathan has to duel harder than he would like with opponents who don’t necessarily deserve it. Theo happens to be another victim of Wilbur Abberquack’s standards for his son. Johnny can imagine how it must feel to be humiliated in front of his own father and feels like he has a good idea of what’s going to happen to him when he gets home. His eyes dart away, the guilt slowly eating at him as he figures out how he’s supposed to respond.
“…I apologize. You were a worthy opponent and I intend on letting your father know. He should still be proud of your performance- and you should be too.” Summoning a water bottle with his non-dominant hand, he grabs the newly created bottle with the other and offers it to his classmate. “Here. You should rehydrate. A good bottle of water always feels good after a duel…”