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As per request on Discord, I made this. Yes, I created a horrible situation on purpose.
But fear not - true Cipher stans know where they'll be safe!

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You are challenged by Cipher Nascour.
An in-depth analysis of the Colosseum Cipher Admins' teams because why not?
I was thinking about the Cipher admins lately. Since Colosseum and XD don't have gyms, the admins are the closest equivalent we have. But instead of each one specializing in a type, each admin's team is built around a particular strategy and/or theme.
Miror B. uses all Ludicolo because he's a dancing king, utilizing Rain Dance for Swift Swim and Rain Dish. Then throws a curve ball with Sudowoodo, a Pokémon which the unsuspecting trainer could mistake for another Grass-type, who will also stand still and pose like a tree. And Miror B. can appreciate a good pose. And then he throws in an Exploud at Realgam Tower because music.
Venus uses a cute or graceful Pokémon like Delcatty and Milotic, but also Vileplume and Banette, two Pokémon that look like a harmless object but are more dangerous than they appear. To top it off, they all know Attract. Then there's a Steelix symbolizing The Under (since its dex entry mentions them living deep underground). Notably, she drops the Vileplume, Banette, and Steelix when you battle her in Realgam Tower, going all in on cute Pokémon instead. It's like when she's outside of her home turf, she's more focused on keeping up appearances.
Ein uses a combination of Rain Dance/Thunder strats and various status effects. He's a cold strategist who wants to maximize his chances of winning while reducing yours as much as possible. Also worth noting that he's the only admin whose team actually has synergy with their Shadow Pokémon, as if he's the only one who actually took to that into account when putting together his team.
Then Dakim has.... Earthquakes? And then Sunny Day/Solar Beam in the post game? Yeah, sorry, I can't really think of any deeper meaning behind this. Dakim is by far the least developed member of Cipher, I don't have much to work with.
And then there's Nasour. At first glance, it just looks like a random assortment of strong Pokémon, yet he notably uses 3 Psychic-types, with Metagross even getting swapped out for Alakazam after you snag it. We have Dusclops, a Pokémon that is said to be hollow on the inside, like a Black Hole (a clear analogue for Shadow Pokémon), then Blaziken is just a strong warrior to represent Nascour's thirst for battle. Walrein and Gardevoir both have Pokédex entries saying that they will die to protect those close to them, perhaps calling to Nascour's ruthlessness in battle and viewing his subordinates as pawns to be used and discarded. This is further backed up by both Gardevoir and Dusclops having Destiny Bond. Beyond this, Nascour runs no particular strategy, using a balance of strong attacks and status moves, with a decent amount of coverage despite the lack of type variety in his team.
Xatu's a tricky one. All we know about it is that it can see the future (and also the past) and is thought to be from another world. It could just be a nod to his line at the beginning of the game predicting that he and Wes will battle one day, or it's just a mystical Pokémon representing his looming presence throughout the story.
That just leaves Metagross and Alakazam, both stated to be extremely intelligent. Cipher spent years lying in wait to begin the Shadow Pokémon Plan, which no doubt took a lot of planning and coordination, so they're both fitting for the mastermind of an evil organization... except, you know...
Evice. Most of his strategy revolves around pumping up his stats and beating you down with raw power. Even running Skill Swap to remove Truant from his Slaking. What could be more evil than that? Also, 3 of his Pokémon are trade evolutions. I could say it represents how he "traded" places with Nascour, but that feels like a reach, even for me. And of course he has to finish things with good old Godzilla Tyranitar. On top of being a massive powerhouse with the word "Tyrant" in its name, its dex entries say it doesn't care for others and will destroy mountains to make its nest. Yeah, that's the Pokémon of an aspiring dictator if I've ever heard one.
Can we just talk about Nascour for a second and actually just LOOK at his design? What does he do for a waist like that??😭
Low-key jealous of him for it fr💔
Someone pointed this out to me and I will never view either of them the same

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This freaking room, if this doesn't scream nascour I dunno what does.
Best Pokémon Villains Tournament- Individuals Bracket- Round 1: Match 7
Nascour vs Sordward
Nascour
Sordward
The members of Cipher keep coming in this first Round, and this time they're facing off against one of the more unique villains from the main series!
Nascour, the chief executive of Cipher, isn't quite the leader of the organisation, but is one of the most dangerous men in it! So dangerous in fact, he's the only trainer in any Pokémon game to have no battle music, only the cheers of the crowd as they watch the battle between the player and this menace. He has his hands behind every major conflict in Pokémon Colosseum, and when it finally comes time to battle him, his team is rounded off with a Shadow Metagross as an ace. Few villains have such presence with only so much screen time as this man, though perhaps his hair needs a bit of maintenance? Does he triumph over his opponent?
Sordward is a bit of an oddball villain, but no one would argue he's not a thorn in the player's side! With the help of his younger twin brother, Shielbert, he aims to control the narrative of history, and keep his claim as a descendant of the hero of Galar. Despite the cartoonish design, this is perhaps a more realistic goal than most of these villains, and maybe that speaks to you? He certainly went all in on his theming, between his hair and Pokémon team- maybe you respect that as well? This will be an interesting match!
Whew that's all the characters! Thanks for the suggestions!
Nascour is for @cipher-legal-and-ethics-dept
Folly and the Rock Squad grunt are for @porcupiss