#napoleondarling

Napoleon: I didn't *mean* to ignore her, I was high. Story of my life.

Oh my gosh, we could totally go to the bone zone, @napoleondarling! Don’t worry, I mean the fun kind and not the scary graveyard-y kind! Unless you’re into that! 

First of all, I’m afraid of everything; @napoleondarling doesn’t get to be some super special exception to my every rule or something, that would be crazy. Second of all, who said anything about challenges? What challenge? You shouldn’t know anything about a challenge, and neither should I, what are you even talking about? Third of all, if you want to point any fingers, point them at him, not at me! If he’s supposed to be so lazy how come he put so much effort into getting me a chicken mask for the dance? Sounds like he’s the totally suspicious one in this friendship if you ask me. If we’re even friends. I don’t know if we’re even friends, shut up, stop saying weird things.

Do you now? 

@napoleondarling

Emphasis on the bro.

@napoleondarling

Damn, that’s a sad life you’re living.

@napoleondarling

YOU TWO HAD 86% COMPATIBILITY

@elodiesmee, you’ll be meeting your match at 8:00 pm sharp in the foyer. He will be wearing brown, and will be the guy in the very ugly pink and red Valentine’s vest. Have a lovely time!

Kill: Napoleon. ( @napoleondarling )

It’s a mercy killing, really. He’s smart and would probably do alright on his own, yeah, but he’s also Too Chill to function, so.

Betray: Tori. ( @toridarling )

We’d no doubt survive together, but we have other people to think about, so I’ma ditch her ass and make our group a little smaller it’s easier to maneuver and she’s going to save Clem while I protect Aspen and then when it’s safe, we’re going to meet back up and deal with the repercussions then.

Have On Your Zombie Apocalypse Team: Aspen. ( @bravelittleaspen )