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fuck marry kill- fuck, marry, kill?
fuck kill marry fuck kill marry
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
FMK
Fuck Senshi, marry Grace, kill Tenna
Fuck Senshi, marry Tenna, kill Grace
Fuck Grace, marry Senshi, kill Tenna
Fuck Grace, marry Tenna, kill Senshi
Fuck Tenna, marry Senshi, kill Grace
Fuck Tenna, marry Grace, kill Senshi
Before voting, spin the wheel and get a Lord of the Rings character.
Would you fuck, marry, or kill this character?
Fuck
Marry
Kill
I realize the point of the game is to only have three options, BUT...
Not sure who your character is? You can look them up on this Tolkien Gateway character list, or just vote based on vibes.
For the purposes of the game, assume your vote is not "LaCE compliant." (That is, fucking an elf does not instantly mean marriage or death for that elf.)
Poll concept from @pollsnatural.
There are many identity porn fics where the justice league plays FMK and Superman chimes up with how he would marry Bruce Wayne and rawdog him everyday.
And I present to you, reporter Clark Kent accidentally getting stuck between the 3 holy faces of billionaires aka Bruce Wayne, Oliver Queen and Alex Luthor and somehow getting roped into playing a VERY passive aggressive game of FMK where he accidentally ends up blurting out about how much he would like to marry Batman and rawdog him while the man is wearing his batsuit and growling in his ears to put his back into fucking him(at no point of this ridiculous conundrum is he aware of the fact that Bruce Wayne, is indeed, The Batman)
By the time he's done with spitting out his frankly obscene and x-rated fantasy about the knight of Gotham, Bruce Wayne's heartbeat is suspiciously high and he's blushing up to the tip of his ears, Oliver, on the other hand, fell down his chair laughing and cackling like a maniac 3 minutes ago and Alex has steam coming out from his bald head and ears with veins popping up on his neck, making him look akin to a particularly pruney raisin.
fuck, marry, kill: Sam, Dean and Castiel
Fuck Sam, Marry Dean, Kill Castiel
Fuck Sam, Marry Castiel, Kill Dean
Fuck Dean, Marry Sam, Kill Castiel
Fuck Dean, Marry Castiel, Kill Sam
Fuck Castiel, Marry Dean, Kill Sam
Fuck Castiel, Marry Sam, Kill Dean
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Fuck, Marry, Kill: SuperWhoLock
Fuck Supernatural, Marry Doctor Who, Kill Sherlock
Fuck Supernatural, Marry Sherlock, Kill Doctor Who
Fuck Doctor Who, Marry Supernatural, Kill Sherlock
Fuck Doctor Who, Marry Sherlock, Kill Supernatural
Fuck Sherlock, Marry Supernatural, Kill Doctor Who
Fuck Sherlock, Marry Doctor Who, Kill Supernatural
FMK: Product Rule, Quotient Rule, Chain Rule
Fuck Product Rule, Marry Quotient Rule, Kill Chain Rule
Fuck Product Rule, Marry Chain Rule, Kill Quotient Rule
Fuck Quotient Rule, Marry Product Rule, Kill Chain Rule
Fuck Quotient Rule, Marry Chain Rule, Kill Product Rule
Fuck Chain Rule, Marry Product Rule, Kill Quotient Rule
Fuck Chain Rule, Marry Quotient Rule, Kill Product Rule
Results
Fuck/marry/kill: milk chocolate, white chocolate, dark chocolate
Fuck milk, marry white, kill dark
Fuck milk, marry dark, kill white
Fuck dark, marry milk, kill white
Fuck dark, marry white, kill milk
Fuck white, marry dark, kill milk
Fuck white, marry milk, kill dark
I don't like/can't eat chocolate
Just to be clear you're not literally fucking the chocolate. It's about the vibes. Who will you build a life with? Who do you want for one night of passion? Who's getting the boot?
