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✗ if you can’t sleep, he’ll sneak the two of you out onto the balcony to look at the stars. he doesn’t really know anything about astrology, but watching your face be lit up by the light from the sky was enough for him to want to be there with you forever.

✗ will break the two of you out to walk around to get some actual sleep in the guardroom, even though the two of you will get chewed out by hajime the next day. he likes to be able to cuddle with you without the constant noises from the others. 

✗ he will protect you with his life. a constant fear of his is that he won’t be strong enough to save you, and that you’ll get taken away by elf along with the rest of the people important to him. during the building five arc, he was consistently holding onto you, making sure that you were alright. 

✗ cuddles are usually his arms loosely wrapped around you, with him as the big spoon. he just wants to make sure that you’re safe, and having you in his arms makes him feel reassured of that. on days when he’s not feeling the best, his head will be buried in your chest, his arms wrapped tightly around your waist. 

✗ he doesn’t really care either way about pda, so it’ll probably just be whatever makes you comfortable, but if you kiss him in public, he will get very flustered, and may malfunction. hand-holding is a must for him; he loves the feeling of your fingers laced together with his, it makes him feel like you genuinely care about him. expect a lot of headpats as well, especially if you did something impressive. 

✗ before the new year’s tournament, he was scared about what you would think of him if you ever found out about his shackles. he figured that once everybody found out, it would be over for him, and everyone would leave him. this is why it came as a surprise when he came back to cell 13 and was actually accepted. the fact that you stayed with him and still loved him after finding out about his shackles made him burst into tears again, (he was teased mercilessly about it later by uno, rock and nico).

✗ “i’m sorry i’m such an idiot...i don’t really know how to be a good boyfriend, but i’m going to try my best.” </3

✗ in conclusion, jyugo has been through a lot, please don’t hurt him. 

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✗ he’s always consistently coming up behind to either loop his arms around your waist, or to cover your eyes and yell loudly about how you need to have your guard up more. 

✗ you are consistently getting calls from the other supervisors about how you need to manage mitsuru because he’s being too loud. momoko is also yelling at you to control mitsuru, because he keeps on teasing her about hajime and she’s embarrassed. better go save your man before he gets smashed into the floor again. 

✗ he’s always narrating everything that’s going on, and talking about “viewers at home”? he’s never explained it to you, but you get quite confused about it sometimes. 

✗ this man has absolutely no shame. he is shameless, and he will kiss you wherever, even in front of the warden, who promptly throws the two of you out of her office, (mitsuru will be teasing you about how flushed you are). 

✗ he’s definitely the type to have a motorcycle, so on the rare occasions that you guys are on japan’s mainland, he will take you for rides on his motorcycle, (don’t ask my why i think this, i just think it fits him). 

✗ he will give you gifts under the guise that they “reminded him of you”, and then when you open it, it’s probably a toy snake or cockroach. don’t worry though, he will give you actual gifts from time to time, just be very cautious when opening these, because you never know what’s inside of them. 

✗ he will give you lots of compliments for everything you do, even if it’s really tiny things. even though he’s very loud and playful, he genuinely cares about you and wants you to know that you’re doing a great job. 

✗ when the two of you are alone, he’ll be a lot less rowdy and be more of a boyfriend, as opposed to the random loudmouth that’s always near you. he’ll be showering you with lots of kisses and affection, since everything has to be kept professional when at work, (a rule that even he follows). 

✗ this relates to what i said before, but back hugs. literally all the time, no matter whatever it is you’re doing. you’re making breakfast? he’s giving you a back hug and his face is buried in your neck. you’re doing paperwork late at night? his face is buried into your hair, mumbling about how you should really go to bed and get some sleep. 

✗ if you guys are ever at an amusement park, he will go on all of the rides that you want to. roller coasters are definitely his things, so if you’re into that, you two will be screaming and laughing your asses off on every roller coaster. if they aren’t your thing, then mitsuru will still be going on them without you, but he’ll go on other rides that you’re fine with going on, (sorry, but he would definitely do that). 

✗ you know how nanba literally has skiing slopes? yeah, he’ll try to push you off the slope so that you fall, (in the most romantic way of course). 

✗ this man will be just splayed across the entire bed, and it doesn’t matter to him you’re on said bed. he will full-on lay on you and will pretend to be asleep so that you’ll be stuck under him. 

✗ mitsuru does actually really like cuddling with you though, as much as he jokes around. his arms will be permanently around your waist anytime you guys are cuddling, and he’ll probably tease you a bit by moving his mouth really close to your ear, and then saying, “i love you, candice”. we know where that’s going, right? seriously though, he will hold you really tight and will play with your hair and aks you about your day, (he’ll be making jokes about anybody, depending on who you mention).

✗ he’ll be pulling your cheeks out a lot if you start telling him off about something, talking loudly about how need to speak clearer or he won’t be able to hear you, (he’s an ass sometimes, i can envision it). 

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✗ if you ask, sometimes he’ll tell you about his favorite things he learned about when he was in university, (he gets super into it whenever he talks about it, so get prepared for an entire lecture).

✗ you’re the first person he’s yelling for when there’s a frog, and if you’re both afraid of frogs, then you’re both panicking and spamming the emergency button. you both get an exasperated scolding from kenshirou about the use of the emergency button. 

✗ because he can’t see, he’ll be touching your face a lot, just to feel you and possibly invision how you look, so don’t freak out if he suddenly just reaches out and brushes his fingers against your facial features. 

✗ when musashi was still in the underground cell, you asked kenshirou if you could share a cell with him. he said no, but allowed you to instead be able to visit him under supervision from himself or a guard. you didn’t really like that there was going to be someone watching 24/7, but there wasn’t really much you could do about it. 

✗ the way he looks down at you with a small smile while patting your head is very therapeutic. any sadness is instantly cured.

✗ musashi is a pretty chill person in general, so he doesn’t really feel a need to show a ton of pda, although he doesn’t mind if you’re more into it. i wouldn’t say that he really gets jealous either; he trusts that you won’t do anything that would make him question you, so he doesn’t really have a problem with you hanging out with everyone else. 

✗ however, if you’re getting on hit on by someone, (ahem, trois and honey) he’ll probably be able to sense that you’re uncomfortable with their approaches and will take you somewhere else. if it happens a lot, he’ll probably just wrap his arm around your shoulder and make it obvious that you’re taken. 

✗ when you heard that musashi can handle his alcohol, you challenged him to a drinking contest. spoiler: you lost. it’s that german spirit, am i right? 

✗ like jyugo, he’s thinks about how someday elf might come after you. the thought scares him, especially since he doesn’t really have a way to protect you anymore since he can’t light up. nevertheless, he will be doing his best to try and keep elf from getting his hands on you. 

✗ his cuddles are great, especially in the winter when it gets chilly. he’s always really warm, so he’ll definitely offer to hug you if you were cold. 

✗ he loves when you lightly trace the tattoo on the back of his shoulders. he thought it was a bit odd at first, but he grew to love the soft touches, (or basically just any touches) from you. 

✗ he thinks it’s hilarious when you get all flustered, especially since it’s evident in your voice when you are, so it’s easy for him to tell. 

✗ he’ll help you learn how to read in braille, since he wants you to be able to read some of the interesting books that he has, (i have no idea where the books come from, so let’s just assume that you can’t normally ask for books, yeah?)

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✗ he absolutely LOVES it when you do his hair, and bonus points for you if it’s a hairstyle from an anime!! he really likes it when you put his hair in a braid though, since you always tell him about how pretty he looks!

✗ if you’re even feeling a little bit under the weather, he will be scrambling to take you to okina to figure out what’s wrong. he wouldn’t want his beloved s/o to get sick!!

✗ expect to be gifted a lot of plushes from the claw machine! he worked really hard to get all of them, (he learned a lot from uno). 

✗ if you’re somebody who collects manga, expect to be his idol! he’s super impressed and amazed that you were able to collect so much, and he makes you promise to show them all to him once you all get out of prison. 

✗ he’ll always be trying to order anime dvd’s or merch online without hajime’s knowledge, and will usually enlist your help. of course, you always accept, but in the end, the two of you get hit by hajime. 

✗ if he ever needs help with redoing his bandages, he’ll ask you!! he feels safest when you’re doing it because he knows that you would never do anything to hurt him, (also because you’re really gentle with it, but also tie them really nicely). 

✗ when he first told you about his past before he got into prison and his second personality, he was expecting you to be somewhat afraid of him, since he knew that the other him was known to be very violent. he was super relieved when you said that it didn’t matter to you, and that you loved both parts of him, (he still wasn’t sure what the other him thought of you though). 

✗ nico doesn’t really care about pda, mostly because he just loves you so much that he doesn’t care about feeling insecure about it. he’d been deprived of his childhood for so long, so it felt great for him to finally have somebody who he loved, and who loved him back. with that said, he will definitely be giving you a lot of cheek kisses and hugs. 

✗ he’ll always be curled up next to you whenever the two of you are cuddling, but he will also always have his fingers laced together with yours, (it makes him feel a lot safer). 

✗ when you first meet nico’s other personality, it’s in the middle of the night because he forgot to take his meds before he went to sleep, which he usually never did. you weren’t really sure what you were expecting from him, but it went better than you thought it would. as it turned out, he really liked you too, although he wasn’t really as much into the hand-holding as nico was. overall, a decent experience with him after you gave him his medicine. 

✗ he’ll lay his head in your lap a lot, especially if he isn’t feeling the best. bonus points for you if you play with his hair while he starts to fall asleep. 

✗ one might think that his hair isn’t that well taken care of, but this is completely false. he wants his hair to be super nice and shiny like the cool characters in anime, so he asked uno for advice on how to take care of his hair. now, if you ever need something for your hair, you just have to ask him. 

✗ nico will do absolutely anything to protect if you are in any sort of danger. he’ll start to recall the way that upa and liang fight, and he’ll start to copy them so that he can get rid of any threat!! (he also wants you to tell him about how cool he looked). 

✗ sometimes, he’ll ask if he can do your hair because he thinks you look awesome with your hair done. even if you have short hair, he’ll figure out a way to put in a small hairstyle for you. 

✗ if you’ve ever been to a convention, he will start asking you so many questions about it. was there cosplayers? did you take pictures with them? was it super fun? he’s super curious about what a convention is like, and the two of you will make a promise to go to one once you get out. 

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✗ he walked up to the door and was about to knock on it to ask if you were alright, but then he heard something. crying?

✗ the closer he listened, the more he was sure that you were crying, so he swiftly knocked on the door, asking if you were dressed. you obviously weren’t expecting him to be there, so out of shock, you said yes, immediately regretting it. jyugo burst into the room, (almost about to reveal his blades in case there was anybody there) asking if you were alright, and were you hurt?

✗ to his surprise, there didn’t seem to be anything wrong, but you were still crying, so now he didn’t know what to do.

✗ “ahm, what’s wrong (y/n)?” his voice was a lot more timid, and it was pretty obvious that he didn’t know what to do in this situation. or, maybe it’s because he was having a hard time even looking at you now because he was trying to contain the growing blush on his face from seeing you in a swimsuit.

✗ his question just made you feel even more terrible; you didn’t want to burden him with your own problems, but now that he had seen you like this, what excuse could you possibly make?? more tears started to slip down your face as you wrapped your arms around yourself, wanting to just disappear.

✗ “wait! don’t, uh, don’t cry, alright? i don’t know what happened, but everything’s alright, okay?” jyugo will send you a nervous smile and timidly open his arms up for a hug.

✗ his arms seemed like a really good place to be right now, so you accepted the hug. you guys could hear the others calling for you, but you couldn’t even hear them, and there was no way in hell jyugo was going to be moving anytime soon until he knew that you were alright.

✗ you probably confided in him about it later that night after the incident. he was genuinely really confused on why you see your body in such a negative manner, because as far as he can see, you were absolutely perfect in every way. you’ll probably think that he’s just saying that to make you feel better, but no, he truly means it.

✗ so now, ever since he found out about it, he will be doing his absolute best to make you see yourself in a positive light. he’s really determined to do so; he’s never felt this way before about anything. he’d never felt as strongly about anything else that he did about this.

✗ he will be giving you a lot of compliments on how you look everyday, (he’s going to be blushing a lot though; he’s not used to giving anybody such words) and he’ll be trying his best to make sure that you’re happy and feeling good about yourself.

✗ if he ever sees you looking at a magazine model for a bit longer than you should, he’ll casually point out that everything in magazines is photoshopped and staged, (he knows this because he probably shared a cell once with a men’s magazine model who had also worked with women).

✗ he’s not going to say that you’re not allowed to be insecure, but he doesn’t think that you should be to the point that you hate to see yourself in a swimsuit, (quite frankly, he thinks you look absolutely amazing, and he’s said it to you a lot).

✗ he might even convince mitsuru to make hajime take you guys to the artificial beach again, partly because he wants to see you in the swim suit again, but mainly because he wants you to see how nobody else is going to judge you for how you look.

✗ jyugo can and will fight anybody if they make weird comments about your body, and he’ll even bring out the blades for this. nobody gets to talk about his s/o like that, and he’ll be damned if he lets them, (he’ll get beat up by hajime for trying, but hajime will most definitely punch whoever said it because he drinks his respect women juice i think).

✗ might ask uno for some ideas on how to get you to see yourself in a better light

✗ honestly, this boy just loves you so much, and he doesn’t want you to feel bad about how your body looks, because he thinks that you’re absolutely perfect just the way you are <33

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✗ is the type that will order for you at a restaurant if you’re feeling anxious, although he will sometimes make you do it, since he also wants to push you to get over your fears. will take you away from a large group if you’re starting to panic, and will help calm you down. overall, he is very protective of you, and wants to make sure that you are comfortable. 

✗ he’s also great with an extroverted s/o, since he is a fellow extrovert. the two of you will loudly joke around and gang up on honey in the gameroom, challenging him to a game of darts. you’ll also probably pull pranks on jyugo, rock and nico a lot, and get chased around by hajime whenever you escape. 

✗ almost all of your dates will probably be in his game room. he’ll challenge you to any games there are, and he’ll teach you all his tips and tricks that he uses when he’s gambling. Sometimes though, he’ll ask jyugo to let you guys out so you can go to the balcony and hang out for some alone time. uno loves being with his friends, but sometimes he just wants to be alone with you <3

✗ he is all about pda, but only if you’re comfortable with it. he doesn’t really care if anybody else teases the two of you for it, because have you seen my girlfriend? she’s the hottest girl on the planet!! will sometimes kiss the top of your hand just to make you flustered, but will mostly go for kisses on your temple. 

✗ basically, he will just give you a lot of kisses everywhere. fingertip kisses, cheek kisses, temple kisses, all of them!!

✗ will sometimes place his hat on you because he thinks you look cute with it on <3

✗ after he won hyakunin isshu: “(y/n), i was definitely handsome out there, right? more handsome than those other guys, right?” please give him your affirmation, you will wound him if you say no. 

✗ will give the best cuddles ever!! he’s a very affectionate person by nature, so expect to have him next to you the entire night whenever you guys are sleeping, especially during the winter, and especially if you get cold. uno will be your personal heater. 

✗ he’ll let you brush out his hair and braid it in the morning; he finds the feeling very soothing. If you have longer hair, expect for him to braid your hair so that you guys can match. 

✗ he would never let anybody else except you use his face masks. skincare is very important to him, so he wants to make sure that your skin is nice too, (especially if you’re insecure about it). 

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uno in the manga >>>>> uno in the anime

✗ you’re the only person he will let directly touch his cactus. nobody else. nobody. 

✗ will unconsciously be a lot more soft and less harsh with you, but if anybody points it out, he will immediately deny it. 

✗ if you’re ever just watching him meditate and you lift up the talisman on his forehead to look at him, he will literally explode. you would probably be able to see the steam coming out from his ears. bonus points if you compliment him when you do this. 

✗ is forever annoyed that you’re taller than him, (do not tell me that you’re very short so you’re shorter than him, boy is literally 135 cm at fifteen years old i-). he will float using qigong so that the two of you can be at the same height sometimes. 

✗ pda is a huge no for him. he prefers to keep that sort of thing private, but cheek kisses are alright. even in private though, he will be super flustered with any sort of affection since he’s never really experienced it before. 

✗ is definitely really awkward with cuddling at first, but he’ll get used to it after a while. upa is the type to hold your hand when the two of you are asleep, just so he knows that you’re there. his grip is really tight even when he’s asleep, so good luck getting up if you need anything. 

✗ will tell you a lot of his secret thoughts since he trusts you a lot. 

✗ “i wish i could go back and see my family…” “qi isn’t actually trash, but he’s selfish because he never thinks about how everyone else would feel if he died.”

✗ there are times when upa will genuinely try to give you a compliment, but then sometimes he will be the smoothest mf you have ever seen without him even realising what he’s doing. 

✗ you’ll probably find out by accident about the scar he has on his stomach. he won’t tell you exactly what happened, but it’s pretty obvious that he doesn’t really like the way it looks. when you say you don’t mind, he doesn’t show it, but he’s extremely relieved. even though he knows you’re the type of person to not judge about that sort of thing, he couldn’t help but wonder…

✗ he would never admit it out loud, but he loves it when you trace around the marks on his cheeks. 

✗ in conclusion, upa is a flustered boy™

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