#mitsuruhitokoexreader

✗ he’s always consistently coming up behind to either loop his arms around your waist, or to cover your eyes and yell loudly about how you need to have your guard up more. 

✗ you are consistently getting calls from the other supervisors about how you need to manage mitsuru because he’s being too loud. momoko is also yelling at you to control mitsuru, because he keeps on teasing her about hajime and she’s embarrassed. better go save your man before he gets smashed into the floor again. 

✗ he’s always narrating everything that’s going on, and talking about “viewers at home”? he’s never explained it to you, but you get quite confused about it sometimes. 

✗ this man has absolutely no shame. he is shameless, and he will kiss you wherever, even in front of the warden, who promptly throws the two of you out of her office, (mitsuru will be teasing you about how flushed you are). 

✗ he’s definitely the type to have a motorcycle, so on the rare occasions that you guys are on japan’s mainland, he will take you for rides on his motorcycle, (don’t ask my why i think this, i just think it fits him). 

✗ he will give you gifts under the guise that they “reminded him of you”, and then when you open it, it’s probably a toy snake or cockroach. don’t worry though, he will give you actual gifts from time to time, just be very cautious when opening these, because you never know what’s inside of them. 

✗ he will give you lots of compliments for everything you do, even if it’s really tiny things. even though he’s very loud and playful, he genuinely cares about you and wants you to know that you’re doing a great job. 

✗ when the two of you are alone, he’ll be a lot less rowdy and be more of a boyfriend, as opposed to the random loudmouth that’s always near you. he’ll be showering you with lots of kisses and affection, since everything has to be kept professional when at work, (a rule that even he follows). 

✗ this relates to what i said before, but back hugs. literally all the time, no matter whatever it is you’re doing. you’re making breakfast? he’s giving you a back hug and his face is buried in your neck. you’re doing paperwork late at night? his face is buried into your hair, mumbling about how you should really go to bed and get some sleep. 

✗ if you guys are ever at an amusement park, he will go on all of the rides that you want to. roller coasters are definitely his things, so if you’re into that, you two will be screaming and laughing your asses off on every roller coaster. if they aren’t your thing, then mitsuru will still be going on them without you, but he’ll go on other rides that you’re fine with going on, (sorry, but he would definitely do that). 

✗ you know how nanba literally has skiing slopes? yeah, he’ll try to push you off the slope so that you fall, (in the most romantic way of course). 

✗ this man will be just splayed across the entire bed, and it doesn’t matter to him you’re on said bed. he will full-on lay on you and will pretend to be asleep so that you’ll be stuck under him. 

✗ mitsuru does actually really like cuddling with you though, as much as he jokes around. his arms will be permanently around your waist anytime you guys are cuddling, and he’ll probably tease you a bit by moving his mouth really close to your ear, and then saying, “i love you, candice”. we know where that’s going, right? seriously though, he will hold you really tight and will play with your hair and aks you about your day, (he’ll be making jokes about anybody, depending on who you mention).

✗ he’ll be pulling your cheeks out a lot if you start telling him off about something, talking loudly about how need to speak clearer or he won’t be able to hear you, (he’s an ass sometimes, i can envision it). 

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