#upananbaka

✗ you’re the only person he will let directly touch his cactus. nobody else. nobody. 

✗ will unconsciously be a lot more soft and less harsh with you, but if anybody points it out, he will immediately deny it. 

✗ if you’re ever just watching him meditate and you lift up the talisman on his forehead to look at him, he will literally explode. you would probably be able to see the steam coming out from his ears. bonus points if you compliment him when you do this. 

✗ is forever annoyed that you’re taller than him, (do not tell me that you’re very short so you’re shorter than him, boy is literally 135 cm at fifteen years old i-). he will float using qigong so that the two of you can be at the same height sometimes. 

✗ pda is a huge no for him. he prefers to keep that sort of thing private, but cheek kisses are alright. even in private though, he will be super flustered with any sort of affection since he’s never really experienced it before. 

✗ is definitely really awkward with cuddling at first, but he’ll get used to it after a while. upa is the type to hold your hand when the two of you are asleep, just so he knows that you’re there. his grip is really tight even when he’s asleep, so good luck getting up if you need anything. 

✗ will tell you a lot of his secret thoughts since he trusts you a lot. 

✗ “i wish i could go back and see my family…” “qi isn’t actually trash, but he’s selfish because he never thinks about how everyone else would feel if he died.”

✗ there are times when upa will genuinely try to give you a compliment, but then sometimes he will be the smoothest mf you have ever seen without him even realising what he’s doing. 

✗ you’ll probably find out by accident about the scar he has on his stomach. he won’t tell you exactly what happened, but it’s pretty obvious that he doesn’t really like the way it looks. when you say you don’t mind, he doesn’t show it, but he’s extremely relieved. even though he knows you’re the type of person to not judge about that sort of thing, he couldn’t help but wonder…

✗ he would never admit it out loud, but he loves it when you trace around the marks on his cheeks. 

✗ in conclusion, upa is a flustered boy™

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