Me, listening to museum guests confidently state wrong shit: *mutters* There's a sign....
Me, when guests get overly confused about artifacts: There's. A. Sign.
Me, when guests, who can read, ask me what a thing (with a big sign basically taped on it) is: You are never gonna believe this....
Me, when guests read the sign aloud and then promptly ignore the information: *ticking-time-bomb sigh*
Me, when guests ask the air what I am doing: You're not gonna believe this, but
Remember friends, museums come with handy labels so you too can understand everything going on. Remember to read a sign (if possible) before you make assumptions. If you can't read it, that's fine, but if you can, go for that first. Find the sign.
*inspired by the amount of people who asks me what the machine in the preservation lab is when there is a big 72pt font sign explaining it literally TAPED ON THE MACHINE*