#muria

How's the dancing with the darksider bois?

Hey bestie!!!

Dancing with the nephilim babes:

War:

Stiff as a board. Listen,he has 2 left feet. Hes huge and clumsy because of his size-He tries though. He catches up when I explain that dancing is like moving across a Battlefield,presice And calculated moves with certain ease.

Needless to say he finds his his footing soon enough. (He really likes to pick me up during dancing) (And if strife ever gets wind of this...lord help him hes not living it down)

Fury:

She likes to dance with me,she doesnt dance otherwise. Its all fluid movements and very waltz/ballet like, she enjoys watching me dance and she simply lends herself as a tool for the more couple dances/moves that requires another person (think of ballet and that kinda stuff)

Strife:

Unsurprisingly hes the best one at dancing,he enjoys being goofy and feel the music in his body. He likes twirls and more of a swing/square dancing kinda stuff.

His movements are swift,feather light and very fun. He can be romantic when he wants to,its usually slower which means he only waltzes with me during specific times/situations: after a long mission,he or I are going through a rough time, he missed me or hes feeling particularly romantic.

Given the fact hes called the spirit of eternal unrest, he can only handle a slow pace for so Long. But it just makes it all the more special when it happens.

Death:

He can dance,he chooses not to.

Maybe he danced back when he was a young nephilim,seeing his peers celebrate conquests and battles won. Now the concept carries a bittersweet taste to it.

Usually he just indulges me if we are alone,I need cheering up or he needs to take his mind off of his past. Unsurprisingly,he likes to slow dance the most. He'll goof off once in a blue moon (as a birthday gift,mostly. And we have to be ALONE. And im talking MILES OF NOBODY BEING REMOTELY CLOSE. HE HAS A REPUTATION TO MAINTAIN)

He slowdancing allows him to hearmy heartbeat,my breath reassuring him im there and not just a Fantasy in his head. It allows him to connect with me and his inner world in a safe way. He preffers to dance during the night and when it rains,he likes to have that ambient noise to remind himself that things are different now,that he can slow down and Open up.

Bonus!!!!

Muria:

Muria is a bit of a wild card. She likes the intimacy of waltzing,but she likes to goof off and allow herself to exit her pensive mindstate.

It all depends on the mood shes in. Either way,she enjoys herself and laughs a lot when we're both goofing off or taking it chill with a gentle sway.

Samael:

Sammy here only knows the concept of dancing. Given his size he lets me dance in his palm and hold one of his massive fingers to "include him" and because he likes triwling me around.

But,when nobody is watching,he dances like a goof in his throne room. He likes to shake a leg every once in a while but you didnt hear it from me!

>thank you giz!!!

Male:

-War:Demon’s or Angel’s heart, sword and self-defence lessons.

-Death: Roses.

-Strife: Flowers, jewellery, breakfast( mostly burned) and lot of bad jokes.

-Azrael: White roses and romantic books.

-Usiel: Flowers and Sword.

-Draven: He would show off in front of you; eventually some jewellery from Ostergoth.

-Samael: Finest jewellery.

-Argon Lucien: Roses, jewellery-everything expensive.

-Ulthane: Weapon made himself

Female:

-Fury: Weapon

- Uriel:Fighting lessons.

-Lidith:Roses, chocolates, and night to remember.

-Muria: Roses she growned herself.

First, let’s talk about the environment these hardy people come from.

The Forge Lands are typically cold. No matter the region you're in or the season that it is, it is cold. Wear a coat or pelt when you visit!

The water is crisp, clean and so, so blue. You can see down at least 20 feet in one of their grand lakes. 

The air smells of sweet pine and snow, as such, most Makers carry this scent with them. Smoke from their forges and the mountainous air.

The Makers would definitely enjoy colder weather compared to warmer climates as that is what they were born with and are used to. They’re the “Wear shorts and tank top in a blizzard” type of kid at school

More under the cut. I kinda went ham on these headcanons rip

Strawman / Muria – Gutrapara, Chhattisgarh from Adivasi - A Homage to Tribal India by Montreal-born photographer Marcus Leatherdale.

Darksiders ASMR

Eidard: Two words. Internet. Sensation. Eidard’s popularity grows overnight, gaining viewers and followers by the millions. Becomes known as the Internet’s Grandpa.

How he got hold of a phone and was a able to use it? Not the point. What matters is his otherworldly magic abilities to do ASMR like he was born for it. His videos are godsends to lull even the worst insomniacs into a deep slumber.

In his videos Eidard blesses the listeners ears with gentle words rumbling with soft praises and personal care. He doesn’t touch upon the rp, as he doesn’t fully grasp the appeal, but his audience thinks he’s the best world builds in history. Tolkien, eat your heart out man.

Eidard spins takes off ancient times of his people, of when Creation was young and recalls times of his youth. He shares knowledge that only the most world wisened men could possess, and educates the viewers on a few pointers about living life to the fullest.

Alya: Like Eidard, she too has a mounting rise in popularity, but not for her ancient wisdom and tales, but sharp tongue and way around an anvil. She’s entertaining to watch, but her ASMR tends to be, less relaxing and more engaging.

Alya’s content revolves around what she knows best; her crafting. She’s more inclined to explain the processes of how blacksmiths make their weapons and armory, from leather stripping to how to tell the perfect temperature to heat an ore down for smelting.

However popular her smithing vids are, her response to comments and reactions to haters will forever outrank even her top watched list by a landslide. Her retorts to half baked roasts send even those behind the screen tumbling to recover. No one is safe from her well crafted wit. Watching this Maker put spiteful commenters in their place never was so relaxing.

Valus: A man of few words, but of many followers. To the blacksmith enthusiasts out there who find the ring of a hammer on hot steel a pleasing experience for your ears, this is your go to. Or to those who like to watch a very muscled man work.

His videos are notoriously known for the weapons and armor he makes from scratch. From raw materials to the final polished product, Valus does it all without uttering a word. Subtitles are put in to explain the processes however, but just watching him he explains the creation just by toiling away.

He does have a handful of requests to recreate real life armor from figures in history, and he delivers the results (with a little help from google to see who the humans are referencing that is.)

Muria: To the plant lovers or those curious of arcane magic of different species this is your cup of tea. Maria’s specialties rely on her ancient knowledge of growing plants from root, providing helpful tips on fruit and veg care. Unfortunately no one understands what she means by “using the essence of your soul to coax life into the seeds” but at least it helps? Her alluring voice can convince even the most notorious black thumb plant killers that they can make bountiful gardens.

She thrives to hear stories of her followers being inspired to get in tune with plant care and agriculture. Not only does this want her heart, but she does read their questions and respond with the advice only the most experienced gardeners held. She’s taken to studying all of Earth’s flora and shares her efforts of growing them all. From the simplest wildflower to the elusive orchids.

And for those interested in arcane arts, you’re in luck! She’ll softly explain the different methods of crafting spells and talismans in the Earth equivalent.

Ulthane: Two words. Stone. Carving. Ulthane taps away at a stone block while he hums away nonsensical tunes. He can almost do this for hours as he toils away crafting faces of Makers he once knew. Beautiful murals are shown after nearly a days worth of work (if you’re the type to be into 12 hour asmr).

Unfortunately he has a few human stragglers running amok offscreen that draw his attention away from his work and he has to chase them down. Rowdy things humans are, but it makes for good entertainment.

Thane: He’s awkward at first, struggling to find his footing in the ASMR world. Similar to War, he cannot take himself serious at first, believing that this whole idea was a waste of energy. So at first he was with one unsuccessful video. Shameful.

But Thane doesn’t give in easily, as how else would a warrior win? Through determination (and a bit of advice and meticulous planning) Thane gets his next vid out and let’s just say it’s a smashing success. Did someone say LARP?

He’s got his unique charm in the form of teaching battle tactics and defensive maneuvers. To all who wish to learn how to use a sword or axe in combat, welcome. He uses his expertise of the training grounds as the base of all his future content. It’s a bit more action packed than what you’d expect, and it’s more entertaining and informative but if that floats your boat power to you. Who knew learning how to parry was so tingle inducing?

Karn: Nature trails never fail. Karn’s all about the adventuring, and what better than showing off what he finds and sees to eager humans? His asmr is as real as it gets, but be prepared for an easily distracted Maker. He does slip up and gets loud, but he eventually gets the grasp to be excited yet quiet.

His most popular is his collection in his house. All the Journeyman pieces and baubles of the Maker realm. He’s just so enthusiastic that who can’t help but fall in love (and to sleep).