#mullez

Well, so I've seen people making their family trees so I decided to make mine too.

First, credits! To @ijustneedtosave and @manufavs I definitely took inspiration from theirs.

Also @leonsliga has been reviewing them, and I would love to know what she thinks of mine :) ♡

Now some explanations , I'm not going to explain everything (i would love to rant about it but it would be a book's length) so I'll just explain what I think needs it.

Starting with the dotted line, I have seen people put him more as Manu's son but to me he's that partner that your parents like more than you, they don't l͟o͟v͟e͟ him more but do l͟i͟k͟e͟ him more . The kind that would still have phone calls with your mum and cards for Christmas after you have broken up because "he's a good kid".

Then Toni , Basti and Thomas as brothers and Miroslav kids. So this started with the fact that both Toni and Thomas make complete sense as Miroslav's kids, they hold him in high regard and he took them under his wing when they were young and starting out.

And to me they do have oldest and youngest sibling energy (I know this doesn't make sense with their actual age at all the sibling orders are based purely on vibes)

Just look at these photos:

Then we have Basti, I wasn't sure about adding him (I'm still not sure) but to me him and Thomas have middle and youngest siblings that are closer with each other than with the oldest energy. That interview where he says he had warned Muller not to shower him with beer and not even a second later Thomas showers him? Pure siblings energy.

He still loves his older brother but it's different yk.

I think the rest pretty much doesn't need an explanation, I thought about adding more people but it was either getting too big (adding Low, Hansi, Ter Stegen...) or I didn't know where to add them ( Philip Lahm should definitely be included but I don't know where). And since I am a Bayern fan there's probably more that could be included on the Borussia side , let me know!

And if anybody has any idea who could be with Miro and Toni , that also would be great :)

But i know there's probably more people for the exes category but that it's own can of worms. I just tried to put the main ones that came to mind. (Reus alone definitely could have more exes)

Welp, that's all if you read this far, thank you 🫶

Honestly, they’re too underrated these days and it’s criminal. What’s not to love about Müllez?

After all, they go way back (circa 2009), and not only was their on-pitch chemistry incredible, every look and every touch of theirs was simply electric.

Also, we need to open up a dialogue on the “now kiss” energy this pic has:

And who could forget that time these two lovebirds nearly fucked on the pitch?

That said, their dynamic was more than just bedroom eyes and impassioned, heat-of-the-moment touches. Mario, in particular, was no stranger to making his feelings known through both actions and words. After all, back when Bayern played Stuttgart in 2012, Mario scored off a Thomas assist, celebrating by blowing kisses to him. Much to Mario’s chagrin, though, Thomas played hard-to-get in the face of such a grand gesture, replying:

Undaunted by Thomas’s teasing, however, Mario responded with an all-time footyblr heritage quote, insisting Thomas was dangerous in bed during his postmatch presser:

Still, even the great studmuffin Thomas Müller could only resist the charms of his fellow heartthrob Mario Gómez for so long. Not one to be outdone, Thomas had some praise of his own for his teammate, indirectly calling Mario “beefy”:

And Thomas clearly made an impression on our beloved Mario during his playing career, because even to this day, he’s still one of the biggest Thomas Müller fangirls there is:

GOMEZ?!?!?!?!/!?! MARIO GOMEZ??????????????? THE MULLEZ CRUMBS IN 2021?!!??!!?!?1?!/!?!/!/!!?!?