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Felix Nmecha (6') Nico Schlotterbeck (38') Kai Havertz (45'+5') Jamal Musiala (47') Nathaniel Brown (68') Deniz Undav (78') Kai Havertz (88') Germany | 7 - 1 | Curaçao 2026 FIFA World Cup - Group Stage
lmao wtf?
nico schlotterbeck celebrates scoring germany's second goal v. curaçao during their opening match of the 2026 world cup, 14.06.2026
Not the #GaysOut 😭
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Disclaimer: THIS IS A COMPLETE MESS⭐️
German football family tree
Or German football RPF Saga — if I dare call it that. Previous versions are here.
Yes, I revised it again, hoping it’s the last one. Though I have an unfounded feeling that someday I’ll make Final_RealFinal_ultimate_ver2 😅
If I tried to explain everything, this would never see the light of day. So I’m posting it like this. Maybe I really need to write kinda official lore book…
As for the accidental incests, please just squint and move on. This was absolutely not intentional; I just ended up cramming in every ship and piece of lore I love, and — well, here we are.
Also, this is 100% copyright-free. If this inspires you to make your own version of the (German) football family tree, tweak or expand it to your liking, or even write fanfic based on it — please do! I'd absolutely love that. In fact, I want you to "steal" it and make it your own.
If you're curious about the stories behind this family tree, why I arranged things the way I did, or just want to share your thoughts, or to chat about (classic) German football or anything else, I'd be more than happy to talk! My Asks and DMs are always open. Comments are welcome too!
And if this sparked your interest, feel free to check out the rest of our little corner of the fandom—we'll always be happy to have you.❤️
Flo & Nick at a fan event @ Adidas HQ
