i like how german footballers are so naturally homoerotic.
they gave us neuller, bravertz, kimmetzka, wusiala ofc, reummels, now i think aleks and bischi could become another huge one
we're so good at this...


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i like how german footballers are so naturally homoerotic.
they gave us neuller, bravertz, kimmetzka, wusiala ofc, reummels, now i think aleks and bischi could become another huge one
we're so good at this...

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German football family tree
Or German football RPF Saga — if I dare call it that. Previous versions are here.
Yes, I revised it again, hoping it’s the last one. Though I have an unfounded feeling that someday I’ll make Final_RealFinal_ultimate_ver2 😅
If I tried to explain everything, this would never see the light of day. So I’m posting it like this. Maybe I really need to write kinda official lore book…
As for the accidental incests, please just squint and move on. This was absolutely not intentional; I just ended up cramming in every ship and piece of lore I love, and — well, here we are.
Also, this is 100% copyright-free. If this inspires you to make your own version of the (German) football family tree, tweak or expand it to your liking, or even write fanfic based on it — please do! I'd absolutely love that. In fact, I want you to "steal" it and make it your own.
If you're curious about the stories behind this family tree, why I arranged things the way I did, or just want to share your thoughts, or to chat about (classic) German football or anything else, I'd be more than happy to talk! My Asks and DMs are always open. Comments are welcome too!
And if this sparked your interest, feel free to check out the rest of our little corner of the fandom—we'll always be happy to have you.❤️
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Jule on Kai and how they became friends:
I’m not really sure, it’s something that has come up every now and then, but take, for example, the careers of Kai Havertz and me… He actually says, for the first six months, I basically ignored him, like I didn’t speak to him. But that wasn’t because I had anything against him. It was like, “Bro, you just arrived, you’re a youth player”. Of course, once we’re on the pitch, we help one another, but it’s not like I’m going around saying, “Hey, let me show you around Cologne,” or “Why don’t you show me… Do you want to come to Aachen so I can introduce you to my parents?” You just don’t do things like that. At the end of the day, it’s simply football. It’s just a job. It’s a passion, sure, but it’s also a job. It’s not necessarily the case that just because you’re contractually part of the same team starting July 1st, you’re suddenly 23 best friends. But then, over time, you naturally start interacting with each other more and more, because you’re together in the dressing room. Eventually, you start getting along well, and that’s when those kinds of things begin to form.
Turns out I never got to post this parallel
When I'm in a best couple duo competition and my opponents are German midfielders: