League of Legends Incorrect Quotes
I haven't played the game, but I like the characters, so I hope y'all enjoy this!
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Darius: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Annie: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Darius: Three of us saw it, Annie. How do you explain that?
Annie: points at Jarvan IV Sleep deprivation. points at Rell Paranoia. points at Draven Delusional personality disorder.
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Darius: You kidnapped Annie? That's illegal!
Rell: But Darius, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Annie, or destroying our dreams?
Darius: Kidnapping Annie, Rell!
Jarvan IV: Darius, listen, whatever I may think of you right now - these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Darius: What, to kidnap people?!
Jarvan IV: To work together!
Darius: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!
Draven: Darius, we all agreed a celebrity is not a people.
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Darius: What's something you guys are better than Annie at?
Rell: Mario Kart.
Draven: Yeah, video games.
Jarvan IV: Emotional vulnerability.
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Darius: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Rell will and will not eat.
Annie: Grass? Yes!
Darius: Moss? Yes.
Annie: Leaves? Oh yes!
Darius: Shoelaces? Strange, but true.
Annie: Worms? Sometimes!
Darius: Rocks? Usually no.
Annie: Twigs? Usually!
Darius: Draven's cooking? Inconclusive.
Jarvan IV: How did you...test this?
Darius: You just hand her stuff and say "eat this", and if she eats it, she eats it.
Jarvan IV: ...I don't how to feel about this.
Draven: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?!
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Darius: Are we really going to let Annie keep Rell?
Jarvan IV: We kept Draven.
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Darius: Nothing in life is free.
Annie: Love is free!
Rell: Adventure is free.
Jarvan IV: Knowledge is free.
Draven: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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Garen: We need a distraction.
Quinn: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Taric, whispering: My time has come.
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Garen: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Quinn: Next time you're working out, do 15 push-ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Taric: There were so many mixed messages in that, I can't -
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Garen: Taric, can I talk to you for a second?
Taric: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Quinn are having problems, and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Garen: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.
(To the Katarina x Garen fans out there, I'm sorry, but I ship Garen x Quinn. Just my personal preference.)
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The group is getting into the car
Garen: I'm driving.
Quinn, out of sight: Shotgun!
Taric, turning to face Quinn: Aww, but you had it on the way here -
Everyone except Quinn: WOAH -
Quinn, holding a shotgun: No, I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat. pumps gun
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Garen: Quinn and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.
Taric, sighing: What did Quinn do?
Garen: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and -
Quinn: Who wants a steering wheel?
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And that's all for now. I'm planning on a separate one for Vi and Jayce, who are an OTP of mine. A small ship, I know, but there are plenty of other blogs that have a Leaguer's preferred significant other for Vi, so if you're not interested in my future Incorrect Quotes, feel free to pass me over for others, okay?
Bye everyone, and take care!















