#msparp log

DAVE: truth me whatever

DAVE: or a dare where i dont have to move

DIRK: Or dare him something so he'll have to move.

Dove: eehhh. thoughts on never eating * fucking coughs for a sec* pizza again *good enough *

DIRK: He won't and then he'll lose clothes.

DAVE: if i could never have pizza again out of some weird pizza allergy id test the boundaries

DAVE: like how close to pizza could i get before my mind is like THIS IS A PIZZA

DAVE: could i eat a pizza-like burrito? a calzone?

DIRK: Wait are you allergy to the pizza itself or tha slices?

DIRK: Or the ingredients specifically combined?

DIRK: *wait is your

DAVE: i dont know it was just if i could never have pizza again

DAVE: i assumed allergies

Dove: * curls up and coughing fit #3*

DIRK: I assumed it was a pizza lawsuit.

DAVE: a pizza lawsuit

DIRK: The Italians were just like "no more for you. You've eaten too many of us."

DIRK: "it was okay being a once in a while thing but this is out of hand."

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Equius: D --> (Im back.)

Dove: ((wb

DAVE: equius truth or dare

Equius: D --> Dare.

DAVE: dirk i dont know what you read on the internet but

DAVE: italians are people

DIRK: You mean pizza.

DAVE: not pizzas

DAVE: dirk

DAVE: babe

DAVE: sugar

DAVE: cupcake

Dove: * mean while this girl is curled up having a coughing fit for the third time*

DAVE: pumpkin

DIRK: You are telling me Italian isn't what intelligent pizzas refer to themselves as?

DAVE: honeybun

DIRK: Yes, Baby?

DAVE: oh dont you even start with that daddy

DIRK: Oh my god.

DAVE: and no pizzas self identify as pizzas

DAVE: you went there

DIRK: That's right they identify as Italian.

DIRK: You called me honeybun.

DAVE: you have only yourself to blame

KARKAT: ((BRB DYING

DIRK: I blame you, actually.

Dove: ((k just dont die

DAVE: lover

DAVE: theyre pizzas

DAVE: not italians

DIRK: Pizza's are Italians too.

DIRK: This is why they got the restraining order, babe.

DIRK: This is why you can't eat pizza.

Equius: D --> Dave, I picked dare.

DAVE: stop baking it sound like i eat people darlin

DAVE: and equius i dare you to explain pizzas to dirk

DAVE: just explain everything you know

DIRK: Sweetie, they are Italians and you are a sick fuck.

DIRK: I care about you, darlin', but you're wrong.

Dove: *#dying from coughing * * not literally *

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DAVE: look milord *someone stop them.* im not the one implying i eat people

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KARKAT: ((aaaand back

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Equius: D --> Pizzas are like pie, they are different from pies because they do not lie. They have meat pads on them and it has cheese that covers the crust that is similar to a pie. They are enjoyed by many humans.

Dove: ((wb

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Equius: D --> (Welcome back, karkat.)

DIRK: I'm enjoyed by many humans as well, does that make me a pizza?

DIRK: Perhaps it does, sugar lumps.

DAVE: very educational equius thank you for

DIRK: Perhaps I am a pizza.

Dove: *coughing fits are just fun* *just you know curled up in the living room having the said coughing fit?

DAVE: cuddlebug

DAVE: no

KARKAT: ((thank you

DIRK: Tootsie, yes.

Dove: ** no ? **

DAVE: dearest

DAVE: youre not a pizza

Equius: D --> (Did anyone get that reference.)

SOLLUX: TA: pr0gress, y0 *g0es t0 d0ve*

DIRK: Sunshine. -that accent appears-

DIRK: I can be whatever the hell I want to be.

KARKAT: -or ignore the hug. k cool-

Dove: *smooth sol*

DAVE: *oh no. they are going to go down that road.* lookie here daisy i dont want no pizzas in this hive

SOLLUX: *wit wht fuck* *disregard dat*

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Dove: *lol XD*

SOLLUX: *im semi busyish rn*

Dove: * shoosh its fine *

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KARKAT: -i can resend if you want me to-

So I went on MSPARP as a Sitting in a tree!ectoBiologist and I found a Magician!tentacleTherapist and:

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EB: hi rose!

TT: Hello John.

TT: Would you mind watching me practice my act for a bit?

EB: hehe, no problem! i

EB: i think i got the best spot up here.

TT: Yes, you do. Okay, here I go.

TT: Hello, I am Rose Lalonde, woman and a wizard.

TT: Yes, women can be wizards. You've learned something today, you parasites.

EB: *gasps* damn.

TT: Welcome to an exciting adventure, a thrilling mystery if you will, involving this DOOR.

TT: *ZOMG DOOR APPEARS*

EB: ohmygod

TT: Ah, yes. A magical door. Who would have thought such a thing possible?

TT: I made this possible. With spells, and a bank loan.

EB: damn.

TT: It's expensive, this is all so very expensive to entertain you, and you don't even get it.

TT: Why am I doing this? Does anyone care?

EB: i care! *flails arm*

So, ask-thescratchdoctor and I were talking and they’d run into this person several times. So we decided to fuck with them.

They were running round as Dignitary and I kid you not, this person was the biggest ass every time they were found.

So, let’s mess with them.

I was both Droll and Brute, and probs very ooc. That was my first time as any version of Brute/Boxcars.

It was assholish, yes. But it was very... Ugh.

Just ugh. Please.

turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~ ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~ EB: hi dave how are you! TG: pretty much the same as every goddamn time you ask me that TG: just been bored shitless TG: seriously jacking off would be more productive than what ive been doin EB: what have you been doing? TG: well i was actually thinkin of some pretty important shit TG: like the kind of shit that could change the very nature of goddamn paradox space TG: yeah TG: that important EB: oh my! that has to be some heavy shit. EB: you mind sharing it with me? EB: i am kind of bored as well and can’t wait to hear what ails you.

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