I love the Mafia-swap bros you did <3 What's it like for them meeting their S/O the first time and when they first ask them out?
MS!Papyrus: Sly doesnāt get many off hours, and he sure as hell doesnāt date on the job. Right now his social life pretty much consists of his brother, Muffet, and once in a blue moon Undyne.
You meeting is entirely accidental. You came into the repair shop to see if they could keep the rustbucket moving another few miles. The shorter one with the big eyes was sweet, but the taller oneā¦.good looking as hell. Well, if youāve gotta pay for a tune-up, might as well enjoy yourself. You start talking while he works.
Heās funny. Charming, if on the quiet side. And you canāt shake the feeling that heās messing with you. Something about him kind of comes off as disingenuous. Still, an hour passes quicker than you thought possible, and heās done all he can. You get his and his brotherās name before you leave, and he gives you a wink just as you pull out.Ā
You finally discover the only benefit of having a car that breaks down a lot. Cute mechanic. The banter escalates into full on flirting and you end up with a pretty big crush on your hands.
From his end, its not as simple. Yeah, he flirts, but its more of a distraction. Way to pass time at work. When you keep showing upā¦he likes you. He likes how you respond to him.Its nice to be able to have a break from the two personas heās split between, quiet law abiding citizen on one side and cool as ice negotiator on the other. He finds himself being a little more open with you every time you come by. Not telling any secrets, but letting more and more of his personality slip through the cracks.
Eventually he realized heās too attached. And starts trying to close himself off. Heās more distant the next time you show up. And it hurts but at this point these guys literally know your car better than you do so you canāt just stop coming. Bullet is acting nicer than ever, almost like heās trying to make up for his brother.
It takes him a couple weeks butā¦he canāt stay away. So he finally pulls you aside and gives you a quick rundown. What he does isnāt legal. Isnāt safe. And if youāre gonna take another step further in this, you have to know how this is going to go.
You donāt have so much a first date as he leaves you flowers on your doorstep one night and tells you to meet him at Muffetās. Where he stays for a full twenty minutes before getting called away to work again. The repair shop is your best bet to spend time with him,Ā your boy does not have a lot of free time.
MS!Sans: My eyes grow wider and wider as I pound the table rhythmically.Ā āFLOWER! SHOP! CLICHES! FLOWER! SHOP! CLICHES!āĀ
Okay, so not to say Bullet isnāt busy, but as a mob tough his job is a little less demanding than Slyās. Show up where the boss says, look intimidating, and tell people you owe them money. Occasionally step between your brother and any oncoming attackers. Thereās a lot of time to relax and take in the sights. So when he and his brother are on stakeout fora local bank, heās not too busy to notice the extremely cute owner of the shop across the street from the bank.
He starts making frequent visits almost immediately. He insists to his brother tat it helps establish them in the neighborhood. At first youāre kind of annoyed by him. A skeleton wh keeps coming in every single day, keeps asking questions about the flowers, and then leaves, usually without buying anything. He tells you he runs a shop himself and might be looking to merge, but given that he never seems to be anywhere but here during business hours you kind of doubt thatās the case.Ā
Still, he doesnāt really give you creep vibes. And heās got a kind of energy and enthusiasm to him that makes him endearing. Almost boyish, really. And heās kind of a flirt on the down-low.Ā
As the heist draws to an end, he actually does by a bouquet. Which he then presents to you as your walking out after closing, a faint blue tint to his cheekbones as he asksĀ if you want to go to dinner some time.Ā
Chances are heās going to be doing his damndest to hide his night job from you, mostly because he doesnāt really want you thinking of him like that. As far as youāre conerned, he just runs a mechanics place with his brother.
āwait, I thought you said you were looking to merge.ā
āERā¦YES! A FLOWER/AUTOMECHANICS SHOP! CUSTOMERS COULD GET FLOWERSā¦.FOR THEIR CARā¦.OR PEOPLE WHO ARE IN THEIR CARā¦ANYWAYS!ā