MS!Papyrus: Sly doesn’t get many off hours, and he sure as hell doesn’t date on the job. Right now his social life pretty much consists of his brother, Muffet, and once in a blue moon Undyne.

You meeting is entirely accidental. You came into the repair shop to see if they could keep the rustbucket moving another few miles. The shorter one with the big eyes was sweet, but the taller one….good looking as hell. Well, if you’ve gotta pay for a tune-up, might as well enjoy yourself. You start talking while he works.

He’s funny. Charming, if on the quiet side. And you can’t shake the feeling that he’s messing with you. Something about him kind of comes off as disingenuous. Still, an hour passes quicker than you thought possible, and he’s done all he can. You get his and his brother’s name before you leave, and he gives you a wink just as you pull out. 

You finally discover the only benefit of having a car that breaks down a lot. Cute mechanic. The banter escalates into full on flirting and you end up with a pretty big crush on your hands.

From his end, its not as simple. Yeah, he flirts, but its more of a distraction. Way to pass time at work. When you keep showing up…he likes you. He likes how you respond to him.Its nice to be able to have a break from the two personas he’s split between, quiet law abiding citizen on one side and cool as ice negotiator on the other. He finds himself being a little more open with you every time you come by. Not telling any secrets, but letting more and more of his personality slip through the cracks.

Eventually he realized he’s too attached. And starts trying to close himself off. He’s more distant the next time you show up. And it hurts but at this point these guys literally know your car better than you do so you can’t just stop coming. Bullet is acting nicer than ever, almost like he’s trying to make up for his brother.

It takes him a couple weeks but…he can’t stay away. So he finally pulls you aside and gives you a quick rundown. What he does isn’t legal. Isn’t safe. And if you’re gonna take another step further in this, you have to know how this is going to go.

You don’t have so much a first date as he leaves you flowers on your doorstep one night and tells you to meet him at Muffet’s. Where he stays for a full twenty minutes before getting called away to work again. The repair shop is your best bet to spend time with him,  your boy does not have a lot of free time.

MS!Sans: My eyes grow wider and wider as I pound the table rhythmically. “FLOWER! SHOP! CLICHES! FLOWER! SHOP! CLICHES!” 

You cannot stop me.

Okay, so not to say Bullet isn’t busy, but as a mob tough his job is a little less demanding than Sly’s. Show up where the boss says, look intimidating, and tell people you owe them money. Occasionally step between your brother and any oncoming attackers. There’s a lot of time to relax and take in the sights. So when he and his brother are on stakeout fora local bank, he’s not too busy to notice the extremely cute owner of the shop across the street from the bank.

He starts making frequent visits almost immediately. He insists to his brother tat it helps establish them in the neighborhood. At first you’re kind of annoyed by him. A skeleton wh keeps coming in every single day, keeps asking questions about the flowers, and then leaves, usually without buying anything. He tells you he runs a shop himself and might be looking to merge, but given that he never seems to be anywhere but here during business hours you kind of doubt that’s the case. 

Still, he doesn’t really give you creep vibes. And he’s got a kind of energy and enthusiasm to him that makes him endearing. Almost boyish, really. And he’s kind of a flirt on the down-low. 

As the heist draws to an end, he actually does by a bouquet. Which he then presents to you as your walking out after closing, a faint blue tint to his cheekbones as he asks  if you want to go to dinner some time. 

Chances are he’s going to be doing his damndest to hide his night job from you, mostly because he doesn’t really want you thinking of him like that. As far as you’re conerned, he just runs a mechanics place with his brother.

“wait, I thought you said you were looking to merge.”

✧ In a white city. ✧ 

Since I already did MafiaSwapfell I’ll do MafiaSwap here

MS!Papyrus (Sly): 

-He did a lot of odd jobs before settling into the Mob. He wanted to stay honest for Blue’s sake, but in the end the lifestyle just suits him better. Not to mention the pay…

-At this point he’s practially nocturnal, sleeps most of the day, goes to work in the evening

-Aside from Muffet and maybe Toriel he doesn’t have a whole lot of friends. He’s an ecellent negotiator and his skills are in high demand but he’s so hard to read that most of his business associates don’t trust him on principle.

-Doesn’t like guns or even hired muscle when he can avoid it. If he can’t get out of it by talking then he’s not much interested in getting involved.

-Ends up working with the cops a surprising amoun. When Toriel wants an enemy taken care of she sends him to help get him arrested, as he’s got the smallest rep sheet of any of her lieutenants. (Not that he hasn’t done stuff, he just rarely gets caught). A lot of cops in the city think its a damn shame he wasn’t a detective.

-Highly observant, extremely clever, and just the right amount of luck. Makes a good gambler. 

-Despite being something of a loner he’s pretty popular with the ladies (and some fellas too)

-Makes unbelievable Shepherd’s Pie

-Deeply allergic to cats.

MS!Sans (Bullet):

-Sly wanted to keep him out of it for as long as he could, and Blue for a while wanted no part of it. He didn’t judge his brother, he did what he had to do to take care of both of them But he actually wanted to be a cop. 

-Did pretty well in his tests, but…institutional racism is defintely a thing. He got in but his C.O was a decided bigot, made it practically impossible for him to work and fired him on suspected Mafia connections.Sans was devastated, and Papyrus felt guilty as hell.

-He got into the job ater Papyrus came home beaten up one too many times. If he couldn’t work as a cop, he could at least protect his brother. 

-While the shaky morality gets to him, he likes the job more than he expected. In a lot of ways the people he is forced to take off the streets are generally criminals. Given Sly’s job as negotiator he’s doesnt often have to get involved in the more extortion based part of his job. He’s even made a few friends, Alphys especially. She taught him everything he knows about guns, and a lot about fistfighting.

-No matter how many fights he gets in he has the uncanny ability to avoid serious injuries. That’s how he got the name “Bullet”. He’s small, fast, and nearly unstoppable. 

-When he’s not working he tries to help out at homeless shelters. Most of them do’t know about his night job, but those that find out can’t bring themselves to sell him out. He’s just got too much heart for it. 

-He’s really good with cars 

Buuuut, out of all the mafia bros-

I’d like to think Tailor and Grifter could pull off a wandering comedy duo front.