So we all know that Dionysus in the Percy Jackson universe was a certified twink -who was so beautiful it was hard to tell whether he was a boy or a girl - before his unfortunate exile in CHB. And Apollo in TOA once said Dionysus stopped caring about looking pretty in his exile in order to make the olympians look bad and piss Zeus off.
Sooo. I've been thinking about this for WAY too long but. What if Chiron and Mr. D had an argument about Mr. D's lack of effort to atleast try and bond with the Campers. And Mr. D says "you'll freaking regret it horse man" and storms off. And then the next day Chiron tries to find where the hades did the camp director disappeared off to. And sees all the campers whispering among themselves in awe, adoration and.... Desire? "What the hades?" Chiron sees them all circled around another teenager. Couldn't be older than 15, who was juggling like 30 cans of coke and joking around as the rest of them admired the person.
Though the main debate among the campers -who were convinced this person was a new child of Aphrodite or Eros or something - was whether they were a boy or a girl? They were beautiful. With dark skin and long dark eyelashes. Long and curly black hair with painted nails that were purple. The person was wearing a sleeveless CHB t-shirt and simple blue jeans. With long amazing golden earrings that dropped till his shoulders. They kept talking to different Campers about the way juggling and performance art is easy while the campers kept saying amongst themselves - "No, the shoulders are too board to be a girl." "Well their voice is too soft and enchanting for a boy." " They're too flat. Can't be a girl." "What if they are like trans or something?" "Should we just like to try to ask?" "What's Their name again?" "Idk they just started performing out of nowhere." "Who gave them the tour?" "Not me" "or me" so on so forth. Chiron decided to interrupt.
The new person: *sees Chiron and gets an expression that basically says "oh no." And drops all the cans creating a ruckus of noise*
Chiron : who are you child?
N.P : *Tries for an innocent expression*... Ummm Lysios.
Lysios: ...uhhhh. Hermes.
Chiron : really? Last i checked your father was zeus.
The Campers: what??? Big three kid?
Chiron : And it's been well over a thousand or so years since anyone called you "Lysios".
The campers : Thousand years!!???
Chiron : This isn't What I Meant when I said "bond with the Campers once in a while"
Lysios : *Sticks his tongue out at him and says* You're a killjoy Chiron. Ya know that? We were having fun in this gods-forsaken daycare for once. *Leaves and goes into the big house where a second later Mr. D emerges*
Mr. D : Alright. Back to whatever you were doing before blame Chiron for this incident.
The campers: *Not sure what to think*
And you just know some of them now feel robbed like "our camp director could have been THIS pretty man but we're stuck with THAT form??" And then plead no. Beg him to turn into that joyful person again and Dionysus just doesn't because dammit those horny teenagers will never let him be in peace if he took his olympian form 24/7.
