#mouth problems

I would really love a sugar free gum, that wasn't some weird fruit flavor, or candy flavor, that wasn't crazy expensive and didn't set your fucking mouth on fire with mint. I have wicked bad dry mouth due to several medications. On top of that one of my unconscious self soothing behaviors involves chewing my tongue and lips and cheeks and also rubbing my tongue against my teeth until it scars. Needless to say I always need gum but since my mouth literally always hurts any gum with more than a hint of mint are agony. It's like finding you have a paper cut when you use hand sanitizer.

Soooo now my mouth has legit screws sticking out of it until I get the new teeth put on! Man, if it wasn’t so sensitive I would just take off the retainer and pretend to be Frankenstein’s monster or something, I look wicked freaky.