Maybe you should have thought before eating the last muffin, Asmund. Now youβve been replaced by a bear.

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Maybe you should have thought before eating the last muffin, Asmund. Now youβve been replaced by a bear.

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Characters Masterpost
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Asmund Sorenson
The titular Redwood (his nickname). A gentle giant stranded far from home, displaced in both space and time. Thanks to the amulet Terence gave him, he can shrink and blend in with humans. He's incapable of standing by when someone needs help, which often gets him into big messes. He has a dry sense of humor and is a lover of terrible puns.
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Terence Foster
Clever, calculating, and generous despite himself. He's a trained mage, but lost his magic license due to an incident and now practices illegally. If you ask him, he's not to be trusted. Somehow he always ends up putting himself in a pinch for his friends, despite grumbling the entire way.
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Signe Willow
A healer swears not to do harm. Signe may have missed the memo. She's an invaluable asset to the team, and the most forceful personality among them. Don't ask what she's running away from.
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Roland Thatcher
Giant's-bane? Or giant's-boon? Roland fancied himself a giant slayer awaiting his moment of glory - until the day Asmund saved his life. Now he'll follow the giant to the ends of the earth until he's repaid his debt, whether Asmund likes it or not.
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Cecil Vale
Terence's former magic mentor. A powerful mage with connections to a family rumored to keep the secret to the forbidden magic of Chronomancy.
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Morwyn Ivarson
A scribe by trade, with close connection to Asmund's family. The two were raised closely as children, and consider each other like brothers. Morwyn is an anxious, fretful personality and has been sickly since childhood. This doesn't stop him from being a valuable source of both sass and blunt honesty for Asmund.
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Theo
A mystery for now.
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Porridge the Bear
Soap the Dragon
4 Years of OCtober - Day 29 - Scary
morwyn, my cleric dragonborn in bg3
OKAY. So I've been working on revamping some old stuff. And I need to be straight with y'all (as much as I am not straight in the slightest).
Some of the old lines I've written really fucking hurt my hearts. And some of them are just really quippy, to be fair!
Here are some of my top hits! Without context, but I am gonna say who speaks it!
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I don't really talk about Morwyn very much, but she is my most special baby girl in the whole wide world, and I recently realized she had her second birthday as my oc a bit ago. And so- redesign time!
βMy little girl... Iβm sorry, but mother isnβt coming home.β
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I want you but at the same time, I don't want to be with you.
I'm afraid that with the way you are right now, something might change in the long run. You might change. You might get worse. I don't know. But seeing how manipulative you are sometimes scares me. It gives me the idea that you might hurt me, you might use me. I hate to imagine all these possibilities but I can't help it. I see warning signs. I try to ignore them but deep inside, they keep on whispering and whispering, crawling back into my mind. For that, I'm sorry.
I may let go of you because of this. But I'm not sure. Maybe I'll wait until you're the one who lets go.