#mortifying-macaroni

@mortifying-macaroni omfg thank you 🥺😭.

confusedwithglitter asked:

I humbly ask 3 and 21 for Ralph and Khloe 👀👀

mortifying-macaroni asked:

18. and 19. for Khloe and Ralph 🖤 People are asking about Ralph and Khloe so I shall put them all here!! I have asked @thesixthplaneteer for Ralph's input. :3 Original Questions Here!

3. Would they get married if they could? If not, what's something they might do to show their commitment in a different way? Khloe - Khloe is your classic late 20s/early 30s Southern USA girl who would like to get married one day... so yes if Ralph asked her she'd probably be like "YES." She is also committed to the coterie so while Ralph and her would share the official rock, they'd probably have other jewelry to represent Christian and Kyle too! Christian would be Khloe's man of honor and Kyle would be Ralph's best man. :3 They're forever involved in each others' lives forever!! Ralph - According to Planeteer, Ralph had the ring picked out before the first date. :3c 💍💍💍 14. Where did they go for their first unofficial date? These two have done a mission or two together and hung out alone a few times before their first "unofficial" date. BUT, their first real alone kind of charged meet up was when Khloe asked Ralph to help her locate Choleric blood for her Thinblood formula. They snuck up on a graffiti artist after sewer crawling, drank a little, and their relationship suddenly and rapidly culminated after when Khloe was buzzed off of passion and energy juice! They've been glued at the hip ever since that night basically. 16. If they've had one, where did they have their first kiss? Their first kiss was after their first sexual encounter post sewer crawl... they got so caught up in the moment of getting together they kind of forgot to kiss. So! In the afterglow Ralph had asked her to be his girlfriend and Khloe was like "oh my God I need to kiss him." So she DID. 18. Quick! Their partner(s) birthday is today and they need to get a last minute gift because the actual present got delayed in shipping! What do they get and from where do they get it at? Khloe - Aside from being silly and sexy about it, she'd probably stop buy a silly birthday card but write something really genuine and sweet inside for him.... and then probably gas station tiger pills for the meme. Ralph's a funny guy but a huge huge softy so the card would get him and the tiger pills would make him laugh. Ralph - He would get her flowers of course and something pink and plushy to go with them! Something small because the big stuff's coming! 19. Someone's having a bad day, how do they cheer them up? Khloe - Big snuggle time. Placing his head to her chest and wrapping around him like a soft cocoon and give his head lots of kisses to let him relax. Big man has big anxiety and sometimes he needs to be grounded. Ralph - Like Khloe, it's snuggle time. Big arms made for hugging, soft lips made for forehead kissing when times are tough. 21. If they got a shared pet, what would they get and who would name it? Khloe - If they were human she'd probably want a dog with Ralph that they could walk around with! Possibly named something like... Gilgamesh but you call it Mesh or something haha. In their current Thinblood state I don't think Khloe wants to subject an animal to their revolutionist lifestyle! Ralph - Per Planeteer: "SO SHE CAN SHARE HER LOVE WITH SOMETHING OTHER THAN HIM?!?! I THINK NOT" but in all seriousness possibly a goldfish. Hee hee thank you everyone!!! I LOVE THESE TWO FOREVER.