#mordler

shops for groceries

They do this together, though Irene determines what they eat every day. 

kills the spiders

Irene (tries to find to most creative ways to do it while Mary is yelling to just get on with it)

comes home drunk at 3am

Irene (being a night owl and all that) 

makes breakfast

Mary (she is a morning person)

remembers to feed the fish

Mary

decorates the apartment

Mary (with the slightest input from Irene)

initiates duets

Mary (during the dishes. Irene always joins in while clearing the plates)

falls asleep first

Mary. (Irene just strokes her hair and looks over her, soothing her nightmares before falling asleep herself). 

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