My mom: hey, am I using “oof” correctly
Me: what, explain
My mom: oof
Me: yes ?
My mom: out of fucks, right? OOF? O o f?
Me: ........ pretty much. Sure. Yes. But also no.
My mom: (—_—)

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My mom: hey, am I using “oof” correctly
Me: what, explain
My mom: oof
Me: yes ?
My mom: out of fucks, right? OOF? O o f?
Me: ........ pretty much. Sure. Yes. But also no.
My mom: (—_—)

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TRES!!!! YOU ARE NOT MEDIOCRE SO STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!! >=( Your Art Is Great, I’ll have you know.
You’re just biased, mom 😩
I have curly hair btw.
Mom: imagine if you married a guy with curly hair.
Me: ...
Mom: imagine how your kids would be like.
Me: adopted ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mom: oh kid, c’mon
Eh.. Mom pls.
Mom: Hey, how's your day? 8=======D
Me: Mom. mom. Why did you type that emoji....
Mom: What do you mean? 8========D Is a smiley face!
Me: Mom, it's a penis emoji.
Mom: Well, I saw your brothers write it to their girlfriends, and they told me it was an alien emoji! Wait, so 8=====D ~ {()} isn't an alien going onto a ship?
Me: No mom, it isn't..
Mom: Bring them to my room.
Think I'll have to take my words back in a few days' time but as of now, I really need a heater at home. This is the coldest I've been in SG in 20 years omg
/edit/ My mom just asked if I wanted to turn on the aircon... What.

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WHEN YOU MAKE WHIPPED CREAM AND MOM WANTS A SELFIE #face #peachcobbler #mompls
Korean parents 101 - Pt 1
Me : If I tell you my grades, will you be chill about it?
Mom : Sure
Me : So I got all A's except for one C, I did well right? :D
Mom : Why child?
Me : I thought you said you were gonna be chill...
Mom : There's no chill when it comes to your grades