AH? RT? RAY? Yes.

one time i went to a cafe and i was wearing a green shirt and brown trousers and the barista looked at me and said awww i love your outfit its giving......... [long pause] tree ^_^

i am a simple guy. i like something. i watch it again. i watch it again. i watch it ag

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

so go and tell your friends that I'm obsessive and crazy that's fine I'll tell mine you're still gay and that's final

in bed absolutely fucked up on pillow and blanky

this blog is an iceberg. the things i’m NOT posting about could fill oceans

50% of doctor who is "the humans are the real monsters and 50% of it is "the monsters with lasers are the real monsters" and you literally never know which one you're gonna get until you get it!

2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things

why do people love rubbing buzz cuts so much

yeah as soon as I wake up no longer fatigued for the first time in my life I'll be set

Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly

I'm like if a girl who didn't do much was still experiencing burnout