Apr 16
I tried to teach my daughter some pop culture today by hearing Madonna from the 80s quite loudly in the car...I would say it was mediocre successful. At some point I was just looked at funny 👀
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I tried to teach my daughter some pop culture today by hearing Madonna from the 80s quite loudly in the car...I would say it was mediocre successful. At some point I was just looked at funny 👀
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While putting strawberry ice cream in my coffee
my head went like: "TOP 3 THINGS I DO THAT MY MOM FINDS DISGUSTING ! "
1. Being myself
2. Putting strawberry and strawberry iced cream in coffee
3. Liking Percy Ignatius Weasley, my secret husband
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Hello!Â
I’m one of 3 bloggers of this account, you can call me Ella. You can also follow my other account @amazindino. Some facts about me are....
I’m a huge WEEB
I cosplay (so do the other bloggers)
And I love anime and chocolate.
I have to wrap this post up short though because my mom is SUPER LOUD right now. In my opinion she sounds like Present Mic... Anyway, thanks for checking in, I’m still a piece of garbage :3
Mom:*trips and yells* YOUR CAT ALMOST FUCKING KILLED ME
Me: almost? Well he better try again
Three minutes later: *both of us running through the house with a cat each.*
Mom: kill her Socks!
Me: kill her Merlin!
Brother: *boops the catss nose*
Mom: do it to the cats butthole! Its the perfect button.
Everyone:
Mom:
Everyone:
Mom: im not going to do it! Do you know how often i think that! The cat would jump so fucking high!
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#TBT this is so great!😂😂 . . . . #WhatAmIWearing #MomWhy #DadShouldaSteppedIn #WhyAreMyArmsUp #PettySmile #BabyPhoto (at Los Angeles, California)
So my name is Aisha.. not Aysha.. Aishia.. Alisha... Alicia... Alysia... Ashley... Iesha... Isha... Ayesha.... Ayeshia... Alysha... Elysia... Alysha... #dontgetmestartedonmylastname #name #missspelled #momwhy
Watching TV shows
Mom: Can we just watch the last episode before watching the rest?
Everyone: NO
Mom: But I just want to find out what happens in the end! I'm impatient I know.
Me: You're not just impatient you're weird. No sane person watches the first episodes then the last before watching the rest. *Everyone else nods*
Mom: *laughs* Well we all know I'm not normal!