#mommmm

Mammon- Change is inedible. Mc- Don't you mean inevitable? Mammon, spitting out Grim- No, I did not.

me who is only able to put weight on their heal cause everything else hurts so much: no i'm actually not

mother: yes you are!

Ahhhhh ty!! I figured that it would be sweet to change the theme to something warmer rather than contrasty

1: is there something you’re irrationally afraid of?

Birds. I just don’t like em, they overload my senses. Also have you seen some of those things? They’re HUGE!!

18: space or ocean?

SPACE.

24: whats something nice someone did that you’ll never forget?

Dazai: MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Kunikida and Chuuya: What do you want now, bastard?

Kunikida and Chuuya: [look each other in the eyes]

Atsushi: Oh no...

Chuuya: Wait... someone else has to deal with Dazai’s annoying-ness?

Kunikida: [nods faintly]

Chuuya: [embracing Kunikida] Oh my gosh I am so so so sorry for you... how bad was he?

Kunikida: Terrible! His attempts at suicide never stop and it’s like he just keeps coming up with new ways to die!

Chuuya: I know! And he never does his work! His useless *ss would just sit there while I had to fill out all of the paperwork!

Kunikida: He is the worst partner I could have ever asked for.

Chuuya: [nods] Exactly! I had to deal with that bastard for 4 years!

Kunikida: 4 years?! I’ve barely had him for half as long and everyday I’m with him makes me want to kill him!

Chuuya: I don’t even know how Atsushi can stand him...

Atsushi: Uh guys-

Dazai: Can you do anything besides talking about me? I’m honored, but-

Chuuya: [looks at Kunikida for confirmation]

Kunikida: [nods]

Chuuya and Kunikida: [kick Dazai]

Dazai: [flies off]

Chuuya: [hands Kunikida card] Here’s my number if you ever need me to beat him up or anything! I also have some tips on how to stop his suicidal habits.

Kunikida: Thank you! It was nice talking to you! We should definitely meet up again.

Chuuya: Sure! I actually gotta go, you know, assassination missions, paperwork. Being an executive is hard...

Kunikida: Mhm, being a leader of an organization as big as the Port Mafia must be tiring...

Chuuya: Yeah. I need a LOT of wine to stay awake. Ah, I’m gonna be late. Bye, and take care!

Kunikida and Atsushi: [wave goodbye]

Dazai, having finally made his way back: You guys know we were supposed to STOP him, right?

Atsushi: [nods]

Kunikida: Well f*ck.

Later she was like "I wanted help" and I was like "im sorry, that wasn't clear to me", which to me should be the end of it. Like...I did not understand you wanted help.

She goes "well I yelled 'dogs! Mess! Ahhh!' [Almost verbatim] how was that not clear"?

Uhhhh...you didn't say "help me"? How the fuck am I supposed to get "hey can you come help" out of all those words. Like ... can you just say "help"?

Also, obviously it wasn't clear because I stated that. Im 27, its not like im trying to be a brat and not help.

The good part of this story is that i allowed myself to verbally shut down, and then curl up into a fetal burrito, put a pillow on top of my head, and listen to Hozier until I no longer felt like I was going to explode from anxiety stress ball.