Okay so first off we all agree that disco elysium is a much cooler version of what hank x connor tried to be right? Good then I also suggest, nay, beg, that we recreate that amazing hankcon fic where hank slept with connor years ago when he was basically jailbait and now they meet again as very unexpected new recruit and supervisor and hank pretends to not remember connor so he doesn't have to face the embarrassment of his past and his current fucked up-ness? Except we can give it a DE spin bc of the, y'know, already existent amnesia. I'm thinking kim sees harry awkwardly introduce himself by a new name upon meeting again after years, and assuming that he's faking amnesia to not have to deal with any possible awkwardness of having to work together after their shared encounter and in his current state of fucked up-ness. And kim essentially goes "if he's trying to win this game of stoic professionalism then he's up against the wrong opponent" and cracks his knuckles.


















