#mod wit

Seen in the audience are Applejack (Bounty Hunter), FairChild, Filly, Gallus, Grape Sherbet, reversalmushroom, Rising Shine, Smolder, Sweet Disaster, Teashle, and War.

Mod Wit: Can you believe it?! Berry Isthmus went downtown to do her own thing instead of arriving at the event like she was supposed to! Because of that, I have to disguise myself as her and host it in her stead! [groans] I literally have to do everything myself around here; like I don't have enough to do already! Come to think of it, I should've depicted my hair to look like Berry Isthmus' instead of fixing it the hard way!

Berry Isthmus: I do not understand; it has been days, and my inbox is still empty. Where are the new questions? Mod Wit: Miss Isthmus! What happened to your attention to detail? Berry Isthmus: It is meticulous as always, Mod. Wait, what happened to your appearance? Mod Wit: I have the same color scheme as yours, and I covered my head and cutie mark so you wouldn't be reminded of a certain humble Earth pony. Berry Isthmus: I see. Well, thank you very much, Mod; I appreciate that. Um, what are those? Mod Wit: Oh, now you noticed them. These are reversalmushroom's questions, remember? Berry Isthmus: I wish I didn't; I thought I threw those out! Mod Wit: No, you threw out the copies of the questions. Well, aren't you gonna answer them? Berry Isthmus: Absolutely not! I am a very busy pony; I do not have time for granting such sick and weird requests! Mod Wit: Y'know, you may have looked down on you-know-who, but when he actively engaged with the audience, his blog enjoyed surges in popularity. It really helped that he wasn't a prudish, prickly, pompous pony like you. Berry Isthmus: Excuse me?! Mod Wit: You heard me; no one likes a sullen spinster--except reversalmushroom, apparently. Berry Isthmus: Well, I am not here to entertain; I am a curator, not a creator! Mod Wit: Look, Berry, you see how Banana Pie has two strikes against him for giving you bananas? Berry Isthmus: Oh, yes! One more strike, and he's out for good! Mod Wit: Well, now your blog's gratingly gradual growth is a strike against you! Berry Isthmus: WHAT?!! Mod Wit: And if you get three strikes, I will do something to shake things up around here! Now, do we have an understanding? Berry Isthmus: Yes, yes. Mod Wit: Now, get to answering those questions; they aren't gonna answer themselves! Berry Isthmus: Speaking of which, I have a question for you: why are you mutuals with, um, that asker? Mod Wit: You mean reversalmushroom? Oh, he's the reason why this blog exists at all, believe it or not! Besides, he's gonna be commissioning me soon! Berry Isthmus: Wait! You are not going to depict me doing things against my will in exchange for money, are you? Mod Wit: Yeah, I pretty much am. Berry Isthmus: What?! I cannot believe you are going to sell out! Mod Wit: I can't believe I'm going to sell anything! Berry Isthmus: Well, I may be a one-trick pony, but I, for one, shan't turn a trick pony, and you cannot make me! Mod Wit: Hey! If I have to do things I don't feel like doing, then so should you! But if you wanna be difficult, I could just put the blog on an indefinite hiatus so that I can dedicate my time to arbitrary chores and busywork… Berry Isthmus: All right, all right, I will acquiesce; it is not like I have a choice. Mod Wit: Attagirl! Alrighty, Berry, get to it! Chop-chop!

Mod: Hey, look! It's the header image! Well, I hope you enjoyed the adventurous promo counting down to the blog's start! By the way, do you know that this blog not only started in the Year of the Horse, but also on Strawberry Day? It's true! Fortuitous, isn't it? And in honor of the fruit, Berry Isthmus will sing a song about her strawberry things. Enjoy!

Hello, I am mod WiT. I will be joining mod Bee after she indoctrinated introduced me to this game and Danganronpa. I will be adding theories of my own from time to time :D -WiT