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MegaLiar here's a pro tip: research your scripted "confessional" fantasies BEFORE the lies actually drip from your lips:

It's called a HOT COMB not a FLAT IRON!

"No one treated me like a black woman until I came to the UK"

She was too lazy to style her own hair for BRF engagements, now she expects us to believe this:

"It kind of reminds me of when I was at Northwestern and I moved into Kappa our sorority there. I don't think they made plug-in flat irons at the time they couldn't, if they did I didn't know where they were because I had the little stove with the flat iron that would go in have a paper towel on the side probably half the people listening are going what is she talking about...you'd pull it out and have the little scorch marks and I remember most of the girls in the sorority who were not black saying 'what's that smell? Is hair burning?' And it was just what you would do to figure out how [tah] grapple with this texture of hair." 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

Please follow the links to watch this clip and the full video of Leilani of Barbados who comically exposed the MegaLiar in her failed Episode 3 of Confessions.

Personal Note: Unlike the MegaLiar, my "natural" hair is course & kinky. I have NEVER in all my years so much as touched one of those hot & heavy professional stoves--- let alone considered purchasing a stove that is strictly used in professional salons. My own mother would never so much as "press/straighten" my natural hair from our kitchen stove. Even as a child, I was sent to the hair salon for my press & curl!! But the MegaLiar turned BLACK girl in a lily white sorority wants the world to think she was using a PROFESSIONAL hot stove in the KAPPA House to straighten her non-kinky naturally curly hair. Right. 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

"What's that smell?"-MegaLiar on Confessions

Fire Hazard

This short video shows what the MegaLiar wants the world to believe about her lily white years at Northwestern. BTW: It would have been ILLEGAL for an American undergraduate college student to use an electric stove in her dorm room or sorority house. So how many rules did Ms. Markle break at Northwestern?

FYI MegaLiar: A flat iron is electric

"I was shaking my hair around!" MegaLiar's STRAIGHT college hair style after the Shakira Audition

Notice in this home video her hair remained straight BEFORE & AFTER she sweats through the Shakira audition. Most likely she used a "relaxer/perm" or some chemical technique to straighten her natural curls. Otherwise after the sweating, her hair would have gradually reverted back to its naturally curly state.

Home Video w/Childhood hair: Rachel Meghan Markle pretends to be queen with natural curls at a friend's birthday party

Home Video: Pre-teen hair

In this video, watch an adolescent with soft loose curls as the stylist blow drys and flat irons her natural hair.

THIS is my natural kinky hair texture:

This was MegaLiar's childhood soft naturally curly hair Texture