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Day two: Blasters Ok so not really ‘blasters’ but like- the fact that this crew hardly uses them. Anyway, @killjoynest, I hope you like it!!

You learn a lot about a person in a firefight. Some things are cooler than others, but what you learn could save your ass one day. Take the Sorrowful Ladies, for instance. Fighting with this ragged group of lesbians, you quickly realize that these women are a fuckin force to be reckoned with. Witch save any Drac unfortunate to be at the receiving end of whoever might see ‘em- because each lady was a different way of dusting the daylights outta you. The leader- Amy Ammunition- got her left arm cut off in the helium wars; and there are different accounts of what happened- she’ll change the story every time you ask her. But legend says that, rather than stopping the push on enemy lines to tend to the wound or wait for a new arm, she ripped a machine gun off of its stand, stripped it down to the bare necessities, and tied it to what was left. They won that strip of land back from BL/I- and that night she hot-wired it to herself. And so, she was the only soldier with a machine gun for an arm. 

After the wars, she set up a crew, and the first one she picked up Switchblade. And as you might have guessed from her name, she pulls knives out of thin air- you blink- and it’s impaled between a Drac’s eyes- usually, it’ll be out of range for a blaster. She has gone on record to say that guns are over-rated, but that’s the only records that we have. No one knows where she came from- city, zones, or somewhere completely different- no one knows if she’s even human. Her deadly accuracy isn’t helping that case. And not just knives. Axes, scissors, spears, anything sharp and throwable, you’re fucked.

Third on our list is Fading Sparks. At first glance, she’s cute- she’s smaller in size, always has a smile on her face. But don’t let that fool you- if you think Fun Ghoul is addicted to bombs, you haven’t seen her. It’s all she uses. She’s an ex-weaponry manufacturer for BL/I- one of the last humans employed before mom and dad put in the droids. She specialized in… well, small things that make big booms. So bombs, grenades, smoke shields- she once made a bomb out of an old car battery, some power pup, a hair clip, and some thread. That thing took out three to thirty pigs; the number depends on the person you ask. But all these years of explosions have damaged her hearing- she’s completely deaf in one ear, and getting on half deaf in the other. That won’t stop her from blowing your brains out, though, so don’t underestimate her, and Destoya bless anyone who does.

(S P O I L E R S)

- “I am not the last jedi” - “Join me…. please.” WHEN KYLO REACHED OUT FOR REY

- WHEN THEY FOUGHT SIDE BY SIDE LIKE DAAAAAAAAMNN THEY MAKE A GREAT TEAM

- When Kylo defeated his REAL enemy

- Poe and Rey finally meet

- When kylo didn’t push the button

- Vice Admiral Holdo was a hero they needed but didn’t deserve LIKE SHE WAS A BADASS SHE SLICED THAT SHIP IN HALF.

- WHEN REY AND KYLO KEPT CONNECTING LIKE MY SHIPPER HEART CANNOT TAKE IT I WAS LOWKEY SHIPPING THEM BUT THEN THEY KEPT DOING THAT SKYPE FORCE THING AAAAAGGGHHHH AND THAT SCENE WHEN KYLO WASN’T WEARING A SHIRT REY WAS SO DISTRACTED LIKE, “CANT YOU PUT SOMETHING ON????”

- WHEN THEY CONNECTED AGAIN IN THE LAST SCENES (and it wasn’t bc someone was connecting them anymore IT WAS JUST THEM)

- Luke FREAKING Skywalker IN THOSE LAST SCENES. HOW SASSY CAN HE BE

- Princess Leia was not a badass for nothing. SHE JUST TOOK A NAP FOR A BIT THEN FLEW IN SPACE. OH and how she shot Poe was also great

- Poe ily but you need to follow orders

- Finn my bby you scared me DONT DO THAT EVER AGAIN OK

- That last scene with the kid (cant wait for the next star wars)

- THAT KISS

- CHEWIE AND THOSE CUTE PORGS AAAAAGGGHHH

- REY AND THE FORCE

- KYLO AND LUKE’S FIGHT SCENE

- M A S T E R  Y O D A

- Finn and Rey reunited

- Luke and R2D2

- Poe and BB8

Ooo what’s this? A double prompt? Damn right it is. Day 5 + 6, Beads, Carbons. @killjoynest come get your womans.

Newsie is exhausted. She’s just gotten back to the station after a run to zone 1. It had taken longer than expected because apparently someone had lost a dog and Newsie stopped o help find the poor thing. She, the owner, and about five more ‘joys found her under a rock near the picket fence, and the owner was adamant about paying them. The five other ‘joys had left before he could pay them, and he practically shoved the carbons into Newsie’s pocket. But, that was five more carbons to put towards Chimp’s anniversary present. They had been together for three years, and Newsie wanted to do something extra special. Chimp’s beads had broken a few weeks ago in the last clap they were in, and it was gravity- she was still upset about losing them. So, Newsie was planning on making her a new strand. She had been saving carbons anyways, and with these five, her savings totaled about twenty-seven carbons- more than enough. Opening the top drawer of her desk, she deposits the extra currency and closes the drawer just before Chimp knocks on the doorframe, a big smile on her face.

“What’s cookin’, good-lookin’?” she greets, walking in and putting an arm around Newsie.

This poem sucks ass but here it is, @killjoynest come an’ get it. Day three: Plus

I'm sorry that I couldn't save you.  I'm sorry we ran out of time Even though we doubted it, I couldn't live without it Even if our love was a crime

I loved you until the end Well, I love you still.  Even though you're gone, I'll still carry on Until I must pay my bill.

Nothing could break us apart Not even death itself,  I'd give you my all, farther in love I'd fall Together in sickness and in health

You were my world, You love is a phantom, It’s you that I miss, and the ghost of you kiss Will forever hold me for ransom

Until I am no more I will always think of what we had. Until I join you, I don’t know what else to do, But for you, I’ll defy mom and dad.

Day four: Mailbox. So, here are some letters that I thought would be cute, @killjoynest here it is <3

Dear Light,  I did what you asked. I held onto your mask, and I put your bandana in in its place I hope it works the same. I hope your soul is resting. I hope she came by and picked you up. I also put the drac masks in- I know you would've done the same thing. Static's birthday is in a few weeks, and he's gonna be out here, so I'll give it to him for you, as a present. I hope the witch treats you well, and I hope she'll guide your little sister when she comes out.  I love you,  Aggie. 

Dear Light,  I just got back from picking up Static. He was so happy to get your mask, but he was sad that he could thank you himself- and I figured that this was the next best thing. He really appreciates what you did for me, and I think he would have loved you as his sister. I'm hiding out with him in our old house, I'm training him before we get out there- the stupid motherfucker is wearing all black. Top left, your mask is the only color on him. I would be surprised if he gets dried out before his first week. Mama left some tamales for you and the witch on the back porch- tell her to share.  Love,  Aggie.