#misplacedquotes

*Spoilers Ahead!*

*Takes place after everybody finds out Gabriel Agreste is/was Hawkmoth*

Alya: It's okay, Adrien. Nobody's parents are perfect.

John Laurens: Alexander, I love you.

Alexander Hamilton: *Hesitating* I...I-

Elizabeth Schuyler: But Alexander I also love you!

John Laurens *to Hamilton*: But now two of us love you. Who will you choose?

Hamilton: *Straightforwardly* Why don’t we all just f**k each other?

*John and Eliza stare at Hamilton in disbelief*

Hamilton: Yeah, this one big f**kpile?

Eliza: ....Eh, okay.

John: Sounds good to me.

Ben Franklin: *Cheerfully* And so, American Revolutionary War love triangles were solved forever! 

Nezha: *To Xiaotian and Xiaojiao*: From now on, the trajectory of your lives will be like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. And there’s no going back. You both have a long journey ahead of you. Go home, get some rest.

*Xiaotian and Xiaojiao look at each other for a moment*

Xiaojiao: *To Nezha* Yeah. That’s a good idea. 

Xiaotian: Yeah. Yeah, we probably should do that. Or…

*Xiaojiao blinks before her smile widens once she figures out what he means*

Later... at a karaoke bar: 

Set after Team MK defeats the Spider Queen and almost ate Tang and Pigsy.

*Tang slaps the Spider Queen* 

Tang: That’s for almost murdering the love of my life!

Spider Queen: What?

*Pigsy glares at the demoness, his hands akimbo* 

Pigsy: He’s talkin’ about me!

*Looks at Tang with a touched expression*

Pigsy: I am the love of your life?

*Tang blushes, averts his gaze, shiftily*

*Pre-teen MK and Sun Wukong meeting Guanyin*

MK: *Waves at Guanyin* Hi Buddhist Goddess Lady!

Guanyin: *Looks at Sun, points at MK* Is that your son?

Sun: *Glancing at MK* No, that’s.... just.... weird.

Rayla: I can’t assassinate a human if they’ve done nothing wrong!

Runaan *Rolling his eyes* Here we go again.

MK: *to Tang, Sandy, Pigsy and Monkey King* My gods, can I just say you guys are, like, the best middle-aged people I ever met.

Tang, Sandy, Pigsy and Monkey King: *They all gape for a full minute*

Monkey King: *Is trying to not show how upset he is because he knows his son is being sincere* ...Okay! 

Guess Which Show This Series of Quotes/Moments Came From

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Mei: *Sees a wild Red Son appear and looks at MK* So, I’m guessing you made a new friend?

Red Son: *Crosses arms, pouts, blushing* We’re not “friends”. He’s still my prisoner!

MK: *Whispers in Mei’s ear* He thinks I’m cute, but won’t admit it yet.

Red Son: *Blushes harder*

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One battle scene later:

*MK gets mildly injured from an evil demon*