number 2: DA sinclair

i'm not ,, entirely sure about this one . either . brat taminf ?? idfk i just work here sort of

number 3: shinji hirako

i understand this one a little bit more . look at him . tongue piercing . i'm pretty sure he wears eyeliner . somewhat twinkish disposition . his shirt is usually baggy at the bottom because his waist is slutty and he knows it . he's a pretty asian guy ... let's be honest oscar would be into that . he's fashionable and likes art and music . he's probably not straight . they'd be screwing like rabbits .. oscar would probably be asking "and why were you so close with kisuke back then . and aizen . what were you guys doi" and shinji would bash his head in with a crowbar

number 4: kisuke urahara

SPECIFICALLY young kisuke . but i guess i can see it with older kisuke (for a reason that will soon be mentioned) . anyway he just looks so cutie here . so happy so benevolent so kind . why would you NOT want him in your inner circle . just ignore the Previous Sinister Deeds and Morally Gray Deeds Yet To Come and all is well

number 5: no picture but dorian gray

do i need to explain why

number 6: james evan wilson and gregory house (gif by propertyofjameswilson . don't tag them cuz i think they would cry at the sight of this post)

especially if it were younger wilson like . closer to neil perry wilson . wilson in his 20s . he's still a bit of a pretty boy when he's older though so !! and HEAR ME OUT ON HOUSE . think of walt whitman . just think about it . could also be an opportunity for older kisuke too

number 7: humanized affogato cookie (IDK WHO MADE THIS ART PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU KNOW . I WILL CREDIT THEM)

again this one should not need much explaining . Look At Him

number 8: james sveck (I KNOW HE IS 17 IN THE MOVIE I AM REFERRING TO BOOK JAMES SVECK)

to appreciate oscar wilde and his work is to acknowledge that he is also somewhat morally gray and questionable with younger men at times . miserable , intelligent , young homosexual ?? sign him up

number 9: connor dbh

he talked about robots and stuff in the soul of man under socialism . he would probably be so interested by connor . cool robot that acts eerily human and has a pretty face to top it all off ?? okay so he is basically already balls deep

number 10: yoruichi

okay i know this one must seem a little weird since like wasn't he gay . or whatever ... but a quick look at his life reveals that he was probably bisexual or maybe pansexual there weren't many non binaries back then for us to test that theory on . his marriage with constance did not reek of lavender at first (which even later on is not true because it certainly wasn't a consensual lavender marriage and he cheated on her and constance is literally a SAINT for all she tolerated from him but we aren't going to crack open that can of worms rn) , but anyway he seemed to genuinely appreciate women too .