pairing: kisuke urahara x fem!reader
warnings: reader is a tsundere; kisuke is a rage baiter
He’s always been a curious man. This time, he’s fixated her lips. Or rather, Urahara makes up an excuse to kiss you for the first time.
“I bet you taste like cherries,” Kisuke mused one lazy afternoon. Leaning against a wall, he waved his fan around his face. Summer in Japan was oppressive, even with the loud churning of the air conditioner above them.
“Excuse me?” she asked from her place across the shop. She raised an eyebrow, skeptical.
“Of course, your personality leaves a bitter taste in my mouth, so maybe you actually taste like grapefruit or some other citrus,” he amended.
“Where are you going with this?” She insisted. “I don’t taste like anything, and even if I did, why would it matter?”
“Call it morbid curiosity.”
“I’d call it stupidity,” she countered.
Behind his fan, he smiled. “Don’t hurt my feelings, my dear.”
“Kisuke.” The glacial look she gave him froze the room.
“Alright, alright.” He folded his fan and tucked it back into the sleeves of his haori. But still, he persisted. “Just one taste, please? And then I’ll back off, I promise.”
“Who said anything about biting?” He teased. “I’m a gentleman, after all, and gentlemen don’t bite their ladies.”
She blew out a breath—a sound between a sigh and a chuckle. “Then how do you suppose you’ll ’taste’ me?”
Pushing off the wall, he walked across the small shop. The wooden floorboards shifted and creaked beneath his sandals, echoing in the otherwise quiet room. Once he stopped before her, he hooked a finger under her chin. Gently, he pushed her head back.
“Pardon the intrusion,” he murmured.
That was the only warning he gave her before he dipped his head lower. His lips found hers, molding to the shape of her mouth like a key slipping into a lock. The kiss was soft and firm, but slow enough that she could step away if she wanted to.
Soon enough, she reacted. Fisting the front of his robe, she tugged his body closer to hers. Her mouth moved against his, challenging him to be the first to end this.
But he only took that as permission. His hand shifted from her chin to her jaw, cradling her face in his calloused palm. He held her there, keeping her latched onto this moment—onto him—because if either of them pulled away, that kiss would have disappeared like dreams do.
“Strawberries,” he whispered against her mouth.
“You taste like strawberries,” he explained. “You really do taste sweet. Who would’ve thought?”
Groaning, she lightly whacked him on the shoulder. “You’re so annoying.”
“Now, now, my dear.” He pulled out his fan and unfurled it, pressing it to his mouth to hide the devious smirk she knew all too well. “Is that any way to treat your partner?”
She whacked him again, and his laugh, unabashedly loud and jubilant, filled the shop. Her laughter rang out, joining his.
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